2006-12-08 09:47:26 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Holidays ➔ Other - Holidays
at least you have a chimney.The problem with modern houses is no Santa access
2006-12-08 10:30:49 · answer #1 · answered by salforddude 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He won't, you will kill Father Christmas and ruin it for every child on the planet forever more. Or, perhaps, St. Nick might just decide to use your door or a window. If you think a guy with magic reindeer, elves, a bottomless bag and the ability to fit down a chimney less than half his own diameter isn't going to be able to pick a lock or pop open a window. . . well, come on now, you're not being reasonable.
2006-12-08 09:50:52 · answer #2 · answered by DJL2 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He'll put a little card through (filled in badly with a felt tipped pen) and leave all the prezzies with the bloke next door who's never normally in.
2006-12-08 09:52:25 · answer #3 · answered by Salamander 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
When I was little, we lived in a house without a chimney - but my mum and dad reassured my brother and I that Santa has a skeleton key to every house in the world.
Handy eh?
:-)
2006-12-08 09:57:35 · answer #4 · answered by Amanda Kate 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Santa has a magic key that can unlock any door, so if he can't get down the chimney or there is no chimney he can still get in!!
2006-12-08 09:58:32 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
leave the fire burn out before going to bed or you will have a dry roasted Santa
2006-12-08 09:49:50 · answer #6 · answered by jinx 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He's Father Christmas, magic, ways and means, where there is a will there is a way!
Don't worry!
2006-12-08 09:49:22 · answer #7 · answered by Welshchick 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Santa's fireproof.
He has to go so fast to visit all those kids in one night, he'd burn up like that shuttle if he wasn't fireproof.
2006-12-08 09:48:38 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Since you have been a bad little girl this year and probably need a good spanking, he won't be stopping at your place this year.
2006-12-08 09:50:52 · answer #9 · answered by ...mr2fister... 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Through the door or window, of course!
2006-12-11 05:04:33 · answer #10 · answered by Dee 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋