2006-12-08 09:46:16 · 36 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics & Government ➔ Government
First he invades a country neighboring the light-bulb, then he has congress declare war on the light-bulb. He then sends in 140,000 troops to change the light-bulb, the change is eventually completed after much carnage and bloodshed, but unfortunately, the light-bulb never does work the way that President Bush thought that it would.
2006-12-08 09:55:04 · answer #1 · answered by jeffpsd 4 · 1⤊ 3⤋
He writes a memo to Chenny who calls a meeting of 12 advisors. They write a speech and blame the burned out bulb on Clinton. Then they call some lobbiest to contribute to the Republican party so they can send someone over to change it.
2006-12-08 10:05:20 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Claim the lightbulb has massive stockpiles of WMD's. Then, without correct information, he sends U.S. troops to the room with the lightbulb. It gets captured, and sent to a prison, where it eats Doritos all day. Then, the new lightbulb is one of Bush's friends.
2006-12-08 09:52:38 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 3⤋
he should have everyone in here do it cuz we obviously have more time. most of us cant even balance a check book but we talk about how bad a job Bush has done. Well the Flag and Constitution say we have that right. But I felt like if I couldnt do a better job then it was not right to complain about those doing the job. hmmmmm
2006-12-08 10:03:07 · answer #4 · answered by brokerman74067 4 · 1⤊ 2⤋
what makes you think he would even notice?He isn't as smart as you think,I'm sure some staff member at the whitehouse ,has that job ,and it was a job made a long time ago when someone in the house had an I>Q>
2006-12-08 11:03:08 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Claim that the bulb has been changed (mission accomplished) and then just leave it for the next president to deal with.
2006-12-08 09:57:52 · answer #6 · answered by Sketch 4 · 2⤊ 1⤋
When he unscrews a lightbulb, instead of turning his hand, he turns his whole body.
2006-12-08 11:51:25 · answer #7 · answered by area52 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
makes a bill to have a guy change the white house light bulbs everyday and gets it passed by congress.
2006-12-08 09:49:36 · answer #8 · answered by i*luv*caffiene!!!!! 1 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Your Mommy and daddy They were taxed for over 40 years to have unions do it.
2006-12-08 10:22:43 · answer #9 · answered by speedy57 1 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Has 12 advisors give him advice and then says we will leave that job up to the next admistration.
2006-12-08 09:48:23 · answer #10 · answered by Cherry_Blossom 5 · 1⤊ 2⤋