Would you vote for the flying turd?

Question

The flying turd was recently held in comparison to Bush.

(ps - For those of you without a sense of humor, I am not bashing Bush [even though I disagree with him], I do believe that a human being is leagues above a turd and am trying to point out the idiocy in comparing any human being to a turd).

Answer 1

I never waste my vote.

Answer 2

it depends, is the flying turd wearing a black suit with an american flag pin just above his pocket? does the flying turd have the ability to talk, and does he use that ability to make false promises and kiss new born babies? and will that flying turd once he gets in office not do anything that was promised at the numerous meetings and conventions and just follow through on the promises made to the interest groups and lobbyist while ignoring the american public?

if the answers is yes to all of the above, then yes(i've got to continue the tradition)

Answer 3

If it was between the flying turd and Hillary Clinton (or Al Gore), I would vote for the flying turd.

I would vote for Bush again tomorrow if I could.

Answer 4

That depends, is the flying turd running against bush or someone else? If the turd is running against someone else, it depends on their stance on things and how they do. But if the turd is running against Bush...then...hell yes, I'd vote for the turd hands down, for sure. Have the turd's ppl contact me, it's got my vote.

Answer 5

I thought it was the election between a turd sandwitch or a giant duche

Answer 6

The very thing you're discussing as a comparison to Bush is the thing you're now trying to use as a brain.

Answer 7

Yes if it was the democratic candidate

Answer 8

Didn't vote for Clinton, sorry no is my answer.

Answer 9

i would vote for the swimming deusch

Answer 10

No i would't vote for democrats.