I think my Auntie is looking at me through a hole in my bedroom wall?

Question

Well,my Aunty June is staying with us until xmas! I was very tired today after last night and ive just woke up. Ive been drifting in and out of sleep thinking that i could hear drills and heavy machinery. I thought that it was just mother and Llama in the bedroom, so i didnt panic too much! I needed a wee so i thought i could get up and check on mother and Llama, he can be a bit rough sometimes! I started to put on my winnie the pooh nighty and all of a sudden i spotted a hole in the wall next to my head with a bright light shining through it. i bent down and looked in it it and all of a sudden i saw this eyeball looking at me! I knew it was Auntie June becouse i could smell her dirty litter tray breath! What shall i do now? Should i confront Auntie June? sent

Answer 1

better watch aunty june doesnt make moves on Shadow !

Answer 2

And if you believe that one, I can sell you some beach front property in Arizona.

C'mon dude - if you are gonna make stuff up to get your kicks, at least come up with a plausible story, and make sure it's written more like a child of the age your describing. I know of very few kids that wear Winnie the Pooh nighties and would say things like "drifting in and out" and "heavy machinery".

And by the way, try looking through a drill hole or straight piece of pipe. The minute someone tries to look from the other end, you will not see an eyeball, all you will see is darkness cause you both are too close for any light to get through.

Answer 3

CAUGHT YA!
The light and the eyeball can't both be at the hole at the same time.
Remember one thing. When you make up a story, you must take care of the details.
Also, you could have made the whole thing more juicy and "tit"illating. Try again. I'm sure you'll make it better.

Answer 4

enable your dad and mom understand and with them confront your aunt. you apart from could could desire to dam that hollow up, get a lock on ur dor and by no potential get replaced there till she's long gone. exchange in a room thats have been given a lock and if it comes all the way down to it exchange below a towel. verify your room for anymore holes and additionally verify the different rooms you flow in. x be careful. touch me in case you like further information. x

Answer 5

Ask your Aunty Dot to wee in her eyes (through the hole), that will teach her to perve up.

Answer 6

why would she want to look through a hole at you??> well it does not surprise me though since you and your family are all in to each other?? maybeall your stories are cos you waNt a gooD lAuGh at other people being taken in by you. or maybe your S e X u a LLy frustrated..........??. whatever it is take a pill and go to sleep hopefully you will wake up with your pants on and nighty on. and wake up sane........

Answer 7

A. That's's not a question!!?? and B. I think you are quite ill/sick, did they let you out tonight for some unexplained reason??? Your comments and supposed "questions " never make any sense!! So if you think you are funny, which you obviously do, suggest you find somewhere better to make your stupid comments or story's up???

Answer 8

I would answer, however I can't cope with your being too rude. Although funny I feel my contribution would be sinking below my usual high standard of humour. It was the other question wot dun it.

Answer 9

The weird thing is that you have a llama in your house.

Answer 10

Put a mirror over the hole so that when she looks through the hole she sees an eye looking back at her. ho ho ho.