Maybe we should help the guy this year and leave celery. What do you think?
2006-12-08 08:56:40 · 17 answers · asked by screaming frenzy 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Who cares? "Santa" is no fat! He is jolly!
2006-12-08 09:02:01 · answer #1 · answered by tetrisss 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah! He is Fat! Last year he dragged his sleigh all over the world because his reindeer could not lift him. -Good idea! I'll eat the cookies and feed him the celery!
2006-12-08 17:02:41 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Celery and milk? Yuck!
I say, leave him some Snackwell's and vanilla flavored soymilk (the 8th continent brand) which will keep in line with tradition and be good to his waistline! :)
2006-12-08 17:03:02 · answer #3 · answered by Carlover29 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Santa is fat because Fat people are usually more HAPPY and Giving than most..... they are usually overly nice in my opinion
2006-12-08 16:59:19 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't think he would like celry.And you don;t wanna get him MAD ,cause if you do,you will end up with crapy gifts :-)
But if you wanna help him out maybe you should leave some FAT FREE milk for him too
2006-12-08 16:59:05 · answer #5 · answered by miraclev2001 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He's a fat *** because he only works ONE day a year! How did he pull that one off?!
2006-12-08 16:58:52 · answer #6 · answered by Alana B 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cookies are good no celery HO HO HO
have to keep my boyish figure
happy day
old geezer
2006-12-08 17:00:30 · answer #7 · answered by Charles W 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
since when did he eat cookies-- I always thought everyone left mincepies.
2006-12-08 17:00:15 · answer #8 · answered by crazybex2006 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Then he wouldn't be know as the jolly fat guy would he?
2006-12-08 17:01:12 · answer #9 · answered by ~SSIRREN~ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very true I would join him to since I haven't went to the gym for about a month now
2006-12-08 16:58:09 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋