2006-12-08 07:57:03 · 42 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
lol yea, if you don't want to live anymore
2006-12-08 11:49:41 · answer #1 · answered by ♥Angel♥ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah- and try these as well!!
Offer him some doughnuts.
-Tell him you thought that 80mph meant 80 men peed here and you were just trying to get past it.
-Try to convince him that you are the king of some distant country and are immune from all US regulations and rules and tell him that you will have him fired if he doesnt stop this nonsense.
- Tell him you are friends with the mayor and unless he doesnt quit bothering you he will be running the meters by tomorrow
- Ask him is there something you can do for him instead of getting a ticket.
- Cluck like a chicken to everything he asks you.. do it to the judge too, they will find it hilarious!
-Tell him that he needs to turn around that hes been caught on candid camera (and then speed away)
-Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.
-Aren't you the guy from the Village People?
-Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job!
-Are You Andy or Barney?
-I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer.
-You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?
-I pay your salary- if you arrest me can I have some of that money back?
-Gee, Officer! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too!
-Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.
-I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other cars around. That's how far ahead of me they are.
-Tell him that you were trying to test out the theory that there was nothing faster than the speed of light for a school project.
OR- in addition to my first one, you could offer them a bite of your sandwich because you dont have any more doughnuts, the last cop ate them who pulled you over... tee hee hee!!
2006-12-08 08:06:26 · answer #2 · answered by glorymomof3 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You will probably get an answer like "Yes. And you are paying me to stop traffic law violators like you. Instead of letting you go I have to make sure you get your money's worth by giving you a large size ticket. I will even check the box that says 'wise-a**' so that the judge can take that into account if you take it to court (because you are paying his salary too)."
2006-12-08 08:00:53 · answer #3 · answered by Rich Z 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
HAWHAWHAWHAW probably not the best idea you've had today. Actually I often joke with people about how every age in life has its advantages and how I am just about at that age when I can safely poke a cop in the chest with one finger, and say "Now you just listen to me, young man!" LOLOL
2006-12-08 08:01:52 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i stood on a street corner and a cop was staring at me and i said get busy i pay your salary he flipped me off then drove off
2006-12-08 08:14:00 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
If I were the cop and cause to give you a ticket I would say "Thanks, and now you're going to pay more of it". No, it would be a BAD idea.
2006-12-08 07:59:40 · answer #6 · answered by Paul H 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Do you know how many times a day they here that? You gotta come up with something dumber than that if you really want that ticket.
2006-12-08 08:03:12 · answer #7 · answered by double D 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you want to pay more of their salary, go for it.
2006-12-08 08:00:31 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
No it wouldn't it would dig you deeper in the hole your in for the ticket. Or you could get hauled off to Jail or Have to go to court. It's not kewl at all
2006-12-08 07:58:39 · answer #9 · answered by xpseth 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
yes, and cop say, I earn my salary, my give you a ticket
2006-12-08 07:59:38 · answer #10 · answered by justmejimw 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Only if he looks like he uses all his salary to buy donuts.
2006-12-08 07:59:07 · answer #11 · answered by aman k 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋