my best mate asked his wife what she wanted for xmas,she told him she wanted a divorce but he does not intend to SPEND that much on her...
Do you have any other ideas on what he can get her for xmas ,please remember firearms are illegal in the UK.....
2006-12-08 07:55:47 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Polonium! It seems to work!
2006-12-08 07:59:22 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Lets see. She wants a divorce. I think I'd give her the gift of my presence...for long enough to collect my clothes and vanish, anyway! Maybe the silence would be her gift after that.
2006-12-08 16:03:53 · answer #2 · answered by Baby'sMom 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The Pool Boy!
2006-12-08 15:59:38 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Lol- have him hire a stripper- and make it an old man with saggy skin.
2006-12-08 16:16:40 · answer #4 · answered by glorymomof3 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
how about a swift kick to the curb? literally.
2006-12-08 15:58:08 · answer #5 · answered by should be working 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A hotel room for her and her boyfriend. lol
2006-12-08 15:59:00 · answer #6 · answered by AsianPersuasion :) 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
jewelery
2006-12-08 15:58:48 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋