2006-12-08 07:47:42 · 7 answers · asked by machiavello 3 in Health ➔ Men's Health
To give you something to keep your brain in.
2006-12-08 10:24:07 · answer #1 · answered by shamoolax 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1. To prove there is more than one place in your body that you ought to listen to.
2. To give you the only nerve endings you need.
3. To make one important part of the body that is a rosy beauty or a purple powerful helmet.
4. To encourage you to get rid of its cover so that you may get up in the morning and show off.
5. To have a place to get pissed off--urinal, toilet, or bathtub.
6. To prove you are a man.
7. To give the shaft an ending and a beginning.
8. To thank your parents for setting it loose.
9. To give your girlfriend a place to lick and suck.
10. To have an external part that cleans up all at once with soft soap and warm water.
2006-12-08 17:07:33 · answer #2 · answered by teiddarhpsyth 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
It is Nature's method of showing that a woman with one head can think as well or better than a man who has two heads.
2006-12-08 08:19:32 · answer #3 · answered by Mad Roy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Too give it a nice spout so when things come out, you can control it easier.
2006-12-08 08:15:08 · answer #4 · answered by Sam E 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
So you have somewhere to hang your cowboy hat without it slipping off.
2006-12-12 06:36:07 · answer #5 · answered by deLaParre 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Its to keep your hand from slipping off when your jerking off really fast
2006-12-08 08:11:39 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
For people like you to ask stupid questions
2006-12-08 08:29:23 · answer #7 · answered by jstme 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋