Do you agree with this facts about men?

Question

Facts

1. If you think the way to a man's heart is through his stomach you're aiming too high.

2. Woman don't make fools of men -- most of them are the do-it-yourself types.

3. The best reason to divorce a man is a health reason: you're sick of him.

4. Never trust a man who says he's the boss at home. He probably lies about other things too.

5. A woman's work that is never done is the stuff she asked her husband to do.

6. If you want a nice man go for a bald one... they try harder.

7. Go for younger men. You might as well... they never mature anyway.

8. A man who can dress himself without looking like Wurzel Gummidge is unquestionably gay.

9. Men are all the same... they just have different faces so you can tell them apart.

10. Definition of a man with manners... he gets out of the bath to pee.

11. Whenever you meet a man who would make a good husband, you will usually find that he is married.

12. Scientists have just discovered something that can do the work of five men... a woman.

13. There are a lot of words you can use to describe men... strong, caring, loving... they'd be wrong but you could still use them.

14. Men are like animals... messy, insensitive and potentially violent... but they make great pets.

15. Men's brains are like the prison system... not enough cells per man.

16. There are only two four-letter words that are offensive to men... "don't" and "stop"..

17. Husbands are like children... they're fine if they're someone else's.

Answer 1

It's great lol..................... Each of them is true !!!
Don't care about the stupid answers which say that they don't like it or don't agree with the whole of it !!!
Be blessed !!!

Answer 2

I guess these are the traits displayed by the men in your life specifically your grand father, father, brothers, uncles etc. That is why you have grown up thinking that these are the FACTS about men. Dharshi, I feel so sorry for you, it must have been really rough living with all those beast around you. May I urge you to look at men with the eyes of a desirable woman not with the eyes of a man hater that you have become. Even lesbians have a better understanding about men in general. Do all your female friends agree with your ****-eyed views about men?
Well to each they own, however, if this is going to be your life long opinion about men you are going to grow into a very lonely old lady detested by all and sundry.
I for one would not like that…wake up honey! Be a happy go lucky bubbly fun loving girl give each one their space the good, the bad, and the ugly. Live and let live. Treat men on their merit and not on some $hitty wordings. Being a man basher is in fashion only among the whores.

Answer 3

If you are quoting some jocks from here and there than it is good collection. But if you are sincere than see only one example below

We often say a woman beautiful and more like this but it is fact that not only the men but all the mail creature of the Nature are beautiful,good looking,handsome and kind at hear for example the Lion, mail Peacock,dog,horse and so on.
Want to know something more about man look at the nature and just tell me only one example of higher class of animals where the male looks after his off springs, no one but It is the man who spent his whole life for caring his wife and children.

Answer 4

You obviously must be coming out of, enduring, or beginning a bad relationship - not all men are the same, my wife tells me that she's NEVER known anyone like me in her life - and I agree. I've never met anyone like me either - I'm about 100 years behind on my ideas of children, relationships, marriage, honor, loyalty, devotion, and justice. What's worse, I think of my wife as my partner, my best friend, and my equal. And we've been married for almost 7 years now - not long compared to some, but for a couple just starting out we're doing ok.


I hope you find someone that does better in the future.

Answer 5

hi I felt compelled to assist shed some gentle in this VERY puzzling question. TBH you weren't as polite as you've gotten been yet even with the undeniable fact that your no longer woman so that you won't be able to be as obviously polite (lol). also Kristian and co only to inform you adult males many times have a more beneficial IQ and the utmost ever recorded IQ's belong to adult males besides the very shown truth that there's a lady interior the united kingdom which could be on her way. yet decrease back to the question i imagine Feminism besides the very shown truth that initially very sensible because it united women human beings has now grow to be a previous time for (frequently) celibate older women human beings or in additional recent cases a gentle scorned woman. It became had to commence the revolution yet cases have replaced they're actually attempting to strive against a conflict (particularly a lot) received. a sparkling theory and frame of mind is needed ofcourse adult males are extra dominant we've a thoughts extra testosterone yet extra perfect no. some species can reproduce asexually yet at the same time as they do they're woman so i'd end with your argument as one situation i visit guarantee is it receives you nowhere. we opt to discover an understanding and stability. Im rambling now and performance lost the point yet thanks for listening.

Answer 6

am a male
1=wrong -shooting in the right direction-food is way better n sex
2=wrong-women R the reason men R nuts we be sane till a woman comes along
3=wrong-to keep him from tapen her mouth shut so she cant piss & moan about everthang-:+)
4=wrong -he was till she showed up
5=wrong- if she wernt thar they would be no work to be done
6=right-they done been brain fried from the sun no protection up thar
7=right- women can snowball them better they still dumb
8=right-thats why women hook up wit fellers like that so they wont be bothered wit all a real mans desires
9=right-we dont have to shave our azzes to get attention
10=right-or we can just hang it over the side & be glad we dont have a dripping gash that leakes in the water
11=right- a bright intlengant woman has beat U to the prize dang
12=right-cause they create the problems of 10 men
13=right-dont need but 1 man made first
14=right-only if the woman is strong enough to break him
15=right- most of it was used to make a woman man got cheated
16=wrong-3-dont-stop-& to here a woman say the love word cause they be lien through they teeth
17=true-so leave someone elses alone :+)
have enjoyed your poll all in good humor

happy day
old geezer

Answer 7

1. Women love to shop. It is the one area of the world where they feel like they're actually in control.

2. Women especially love a bargain. The question of "need" is irrelevant, so don't bother pointing it out. Anything on sale is fair game.

3. Women never have anything to wear. Don't question the racks of clothes in the closet; you "just don't understand".

4. Women need to cry. And they won't do it alone unless they know you can hear them.

5. Women will always ask questions that have no right answer, in an effort to trap you into feeling guilty.

6. Women love to talk. Silence intimidates them and they feel a need to fill it, even if they have nothing to say.

7. Women need to feel like there are people worse off than they are. That's why soap operas and Oprah Winfrey-type shows are so successful.

9. Women hate bugs. Even the strong-willed ones need a man around when
there's a spider or a wasp involved.

10. Women can't keep secrets. They eat away at them from the inside. And they don't view it as being untrustworthy, providing they only tell two or three people.

11. Women always go to public restrooms in groups. It gives them a chance to gossip.

12. Women can't refuse to answer a ringing phone, no matter what she's doing. It might be the lottery calling.

13. Women never understand why men love toys. Men understand that they wouldn't need toys if women had an "on/off" switch.

14. Women think all beer is the same.

15. Women keep three different shampoos and two different conditioners in the shower.

16. After a woman showers, the bathroom will smell like a tropical rain forest.

17. Women don't understand the appeal of sports. Men seek entertainment that allows them to escape reality. Women seek entertainment that reminds them of how horrible things *could* be.

18. If a man goes on a seven-day trip, he'll pack five days worth of clothes and will wear some things twice; if a woman goes on a seven-day trip she'll pack 21 outfits because she doesn't know what she'll feel like wearing each day.

19. Women brush their hair *before* bed.

21. Women are paid less than men, except for Modeling.

22. Women are *never* wrong. Apologizing is the mans responsibility, "It's there in the bible". hmmm who was it that gave Adam the apple?

23. Women do *not* know anything about cars. "Oil-stick, oil doesn't stick?"

24. Women have better rest rooms. They get the nice chairs and red carpet.

25. The average number of items in a typical woman's bathroom is 437. A man would not be able to identify most of these items.

26. Women love cats. Men say they love cats, but when women aren't looking, men kick cats.

27. Women love to talk on the phone. A woman can visit her girlfriend for two weeks, and upon returning home, she will callthe same friend and they will talk for three hours.

28. A woman will dress up to go shopping, to water the plants, to empty the garbage, to answer the phone, to read a book, or to get the mail.

30. Women will drive miles out of their way to avoid the possibility of getting lost using a shortcut.

31. Women do NOT want an honest answer to the question, 'How do I look?'

32. PMS stands for: Permissible Man-Slaughter. (Or at least men think it means that. PMS also stands for Punish My Spouse.)

33. The first naked man that woman see is "Ken".

36. Women will make three right-hand turns to avoid making one left-hand turn.

37. "Oh, nothing," has an entirely different meaning in woman-language than it does in man-language.

38. Lewis Carroll's Caterpillar had nothing on women.

39. Women cannot use a map without turning the map to correspond to the direction that they are heading.

40a All women are overweight by definition, don't argue with them about it.

40b All women are overweight by definition, don't agree with them about it.

41. If it is not Valentines day, and you see a man in a flower shop, you can probably start up a conversation by asking, "What did you do?"

42. Women want equal rights, but you rarely hear them clamoring to be let into the draft to cover the responsibilities that go with those rights.

43. Only women understand the reason for "guest towels" and the "good china".

46. Women can get out of speeding tickets by pouting. This will get men arrested.

47. Women don't really care about a sense of humor in a guy despite claims to the contrary. You don't see women trampling over Tom Cruise to get to Gilbert Gottfried do you?

Answer 8

1) partially agree...it is a combination of food and below the belt

2 - 3) agree

4) don't agree

5) somewhat agree

6) depends

7 - 8) don't agree

9) for the most part

10) hope the hell he does so...but there's more to having good manners than just doing that

11) most of the time

12) normally

13 - 14) don't agree

15 - 17) agree

Answer 9

1. False
2. False
3. False
4. True
5. Not Necessary, Sometimes, She may be busy.
6. Where it is from, but partially true
7. They do
8. No Idea
9. They are intellectually different

Answer 10

No I dont agree becuase all men are NOT the same.There may not be many gentlemen these days but there still are some left. And i am very lucky to have one of them.

Answer 11

I LOVE MY MAN, we have been together for 7 years and I do get mad sometimes, but that means the make up sex is better