Job Interview, drug test, How do I flush my system?

Question

fairly heavy MJ user

To all the people who are unable to understand the question, let me try to clarify.
The question is "how do I flush my system?"
To answer "stop smoking" does not address the question. See, watch this... (you can even try this at home)
Q. How do I flush my system?
A. Stop smoking.

See, that won't work. My system still has the MJ in it.

It's like answering this question...
Q. How do I get into Harvard?
A. Go to kindergarden.

Answer 1

go to the GNC nutrition store in your area

and tell them you have to take a pisser they should give you golden seal or other type of
pisser test meds to take with 2 gallons of water to clean out your system.

or have someone with clean pee to pee in a ziplock bag put on freezer until ready to use then heat up to 96.8 degrees use car heater after you heat it up in microwave. keep in your pantsuntil ready yo pee.if female stuff in punani until time to pee.


p.s. if you use someone else's pee make sure there not pregnant

Answer 2

only one answer, my friend, and that is to stop puffin'. Piss cleaner test results come back as "inconclusive" (the three options being "positive", "negative" and "inconclusive", which is generally regarded as a positive. If you take it again and it is inconclusive, you probably won't get the job because they know you're trying to cheat the system. There are a lot of "methods" to cleaning your urine, but the best is water, and lots of it. Depending on your BMI, marijuana stays in your system anywhere from 30-60 days (light to heavy, respectively). If you drink any more than a gallon of water each day for 30 days, you are almost guaranteed to have a clean system. You can also spend a few bucks and buy a self-tester, available at Walgreens or CVS. They're a little pricey, but when you gotta know, it works.
O yea, and don't buy the synthetic urine; I was denied a cushy government job because their test tells them that its fake....
Good luck, and after this, it's back to toking and you'll get higher than your first time!

Answer 3

Dont listen to these pukes.

go to the head shop and buy a bottle of Readyclean.

it is advisable to stop using at least 48 hours before your cleansing deadline. Eat light meals, drink plenty of water, and get more exercise. 2 hours before you take the test drink the Readyclean and wait 15 minutes and start drinking water. Drink as much as you can and them some. Urinate Frequently to expel toxins. When you take the test make sure to catch the middle of the stream not the beginning.

follow these steps and you will be fine.

Answer 4

The safest way is to use the store bought items that you can get at head shops,Niacin is another way,Flushing but companies won't hire you if you have to clean urine,One of my favorites is sure jell: canning powder dissolved with one quart of water and then drink an additional gallon of water, good for a couple of hours.

Answer 5

No idea if it's true or not... but I've heard that drinking pickle juice or diluted vinegar helps flush MJ out of your system. Never used any drugs myself but heard from acquaintances that this works.

Answer 6

plenty of water and cranberry juice works great! Get a gallon size of cranberry juice and just drink it. It might be a good idea to buy an at home frug test to take before you take the job requested one.

Answer 7

Depends on the test. If the test is by urine sample, golden seal tablets from GNC are supposedly pretty good from what I hear. If the test is from your hair then you are screwed, no way to clean out and will be there 6months and longer.

Answer 8

If you have a hedge shop near you or a GMC go and pick up a drink ofsytem flusher. Then drink a gallon of water and a gallon of craneberry juice. You should be all good.

Answer 9

Um, you could start by not using in the first place. Only time takes out drugs from your system.

Answer 10

Drink a gallon of milk really fast, it will absorb.