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Because ACME is a monopoly.

2006-12-09 14:07:42 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

A better question would be, if Wile Coyote has all this money to spend on ACME crap and a means to order it, all so he can catch the road runner to eat him, why doesn't he just get some take out?

2006-12-08 23:43:00 · answer #2 · answered by McBain8744 3 · 0 0

ACME - A NAME TRUSTED WORLDWIDE....



The only reason that Wiley still buys from ACME is that ...

1. ACME products are GUARANTEED to work or your money back...

2. Wiley may be a genius, but when it comes to engineering he's an idiot...

3. If you don't assemble an item properly then most times it won't work...

4. When you are a genius like Wiley, you have a large credit account - you can afford to buy things that don't work, and get a refund or not...

5. Wiley STILL hasn't thought of paying someone else to do it for him...

2006-12-08 15:34:47 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

What I'm wondering is where he got the money and why we never see the acme store in the cartoon... they're out in the middle of a dessert... where could it be, underneath a rock ... is the doorbell a cactus flower? what's up with that?

2006-12-08 15:39:10 · answer #4 · answered by Mel 4 · 0 1

Why does anyone buy from acme? The price. he's cheap.

2006-12-08 15:43:01 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

The ACME stuff works,he usually hooks it up wrong.....

2006-12-08 15:57:57 · answer #6 · answered by festeringhump 4 · 0 0

He is obviously not a savvy consumer...I bet he gets them from a lot of late night infomercials. If I remember correctly, the items, technically, worked he just didn't operate them properly. Good for the roadrunner bad for him.

2006-12-08 15:39:49 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

his ACME stuff does work, he just uses it ineffectively. plus, how do you blow up a demon that can paint a hole in a rock face and run through it? darn you, roadrunner!!

2006-12-08 15:41:20 · answer #8 · answered by deepthoughtless 2 · 0 0

That's a prime example of Product Placement Advertising. Think about it- why do we all buy the same brands of dynamite and nails and do-it-yourself projects?? They brainwashed us...

2006-12-08 15:32:34 · answer #9 · answered by radioflyer 5 · 0 1

And if he has so much money to buy that stuff, why doesn't he just by him some RoadRunner stuffed, BBq'd, marinated...or however he likes!

2006-12-08 15:38:14 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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