2006-12-08 07:24:51 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
i can tell you a short joke that has a story to it !
one day there was a new zoo keeper working at the zoo.
he went to feed the fish but when he got there they where dead .
he went to see the head zoo keeper who sed feed them 2 the lions. after he fed them 2 the lions he went to feed the chimps.
he found them dead so he went and fed them 2 the lions. after that he went to feed the bees but they where all squashed against the side of thre box so he scooped them out and fed them 2 the lions . so next day a new lion comes to the zoo. he asks another lion whats for dinner today the lion replys i don't know but yesterday we had fish ,chimps and mushy bees .
2006-12-13 08:54:57 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well i am a naturist and at the time we had lodgers staying. They did not know about my hobby. Well it was a summer night and very late and hot and I was putting up a giant paddling pool. I was sure they had all gone off bed so I stripped off. I being male was rather embarresed as obviously I had the outside light on when suddenly out came the female lodger to hang out her washing.She was really cool about it but I was quite embarresed.
2006-12-13 08:31:57 · answer #2 · answered by Ichoosetobeholy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The Japanese people can't differentiate the L sound and R sound correctly. A Japanese female went to the US because she had been interested in American Election and Foreign Policy.
At the party with all of her classmates and professors, she had to make a speech in front of the people because she was not an American student. She said
I'm interested in American erection. Everybody bursted into laughing but she could not understand what was happening and said again.
I have been into American erection since I was a kid.
2006-12-10 13:09:39 · answer #3 · answered by londonlife_sophistication 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My daughter who was like 5 at the time was repsonsible for feeding her cat. I would pop the top on the can and she could feed it, well she saw her dad do this with a can of Sardines and came screaming in protest " MOMMY, daddys eating the cats food right outta the can"
I thought that was pretty hilarious at the time. Her expression was priceless.
2006-12-08 15:28:17 · answer #4 · answered by bex920 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
my husband likes to strain to fart cos he knows it annoys me and one day i was mad and said "i really hope you s**t yourself doing that one day!"
about a week later he came home from work and told me that it had actually happened....
i was laughing so much i peed my pants!!
2006-12-08 15:28:39 · answer #5 · answered by Happy Halloween 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Answered you.
2006-12-14 14:01:26 · answer #6 · answered by Ollie 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋