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My girlfriend is a professional mime and never says anything.

I think she is up to something. I keep seeing pictures of her in the newspaper.

2006-12-08 07:01:27 · 14 answers · asked by MЯ BAIT™ 6 in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

14 answers

Starve her out for a few days then tempt her with a KFC bowl, but only if she says "please."

2006-12-14 05:42:29 · answer #1 · answered by Salami and Orange Juice 5 · 1 1

get up in her face and start doing the mime dances....


like the box thing

2006-12-08 15:04:25 · answer #2 · answered by sweet18apparatus 4 · 1 1

Cherish the silence... it is already too noisy from my vantage point...

or

Take her to the movie called "Silent Movie" and maybe she'll get the hint...

2006-12-11 07:47:59 · answer #3 · answered by P!ss Ant 5 · 1 0

You should never complain about having a girlfriend that doesn't talk

2006-12-09 21:19:06 · answer #4 · answered by sophia 4 · 2 0

Throw things at them

2006-12-08 23:02:01 · answer #5 · answered by ▒Яenée▒ 7 · 2 0

do a Urine Analysis and see what's wrong..................I mean the Urine Analysis on you. just have her taste test it and see.

tell her it's warm lemonade. It'll be fine. and the first word out of her mouth is.......Pffeewaaaaaaaaggggg WHAT THE F@%$ IS THIS S*%^&.

2006-12-12 10:29:05 · answer #6 · answered by Kenshin 5 · 1 0

Talk to the hand

2006-12-08 15:04:21 · answer #7 · answered by ? 7 · 2 0

give her a small but painful electrical shock. Then she'll talk.

2006-12-08 15:12:07 · answer #8 · answered by Jelly Brotha 5 · 2 0

give her a hamburger like in the commericals lol ;)

2006-12-08 15:12:56 · answer #9 · answered by Yanks4Life23519 7 · 3 0

Tell them you know where they hid the dead bodies.

2006-12-08 15:54:02 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

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