2006-12-08 06:57:50 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics & Government ➔ Law & Ethics
I would fart in his general direction, and try to make him laugh. Maybe he would forget about the whole killing thing.
2006-12-08 07:05:35 · answer #1 · answered by ? 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Luckily, in my state, we have what is called a Castle Doctrine. A homeowner has the right to shoot to kill any intruder entering their home...or even their vehicle. So....I always keep a loaded weapon nearby when I am alone. Before this doctrine was passed into law, you would have to go into the furthest room in your residence & if the intruder followed then you could shoot.
2006-12-08 15:03:54 · answer #2 · answered by artist0027 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Let's assume you know it is a killer... Here's what I would do... THIS MAY ONE DAY SAVE YOUR LIFE....
I would try to stop laughing long enough to re-load- just in case the first 15 rounds didn't do the trick!
2006-12-08 15:02:00 · answer #3 · answered by truthinhistory 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I would have to support truths answer. With the exception that it would be 5 rounds from my 12 gauge pump and trying to reload while rolling on my back in hysterics.
2006-12-08 15:07:27 · answer #4 · answered by lil1weasle 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I would run out the other door and go next door to use the neighbor's phone to call for help!
2006-12-08 15:00:26 · answer #5 · answered by ItsJustMe 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I would peek through the blinds, having a 9mm in hand just in case. Then I would unlock the door and let him open it, and give him what he needs.
2006-12-08 15:04:00 · answer #6 · answered by Daniel 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Panic, try to calm down and then turn the Rottweiler loose... and then WAKE UP and be glad it was only a nightmare!
2006-12-08 15:09:02 · answer #7 · answered by boots&hank 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That sounds like the Three Little Pigs, the wolf. They just said "not by the hair of my chinny, chin, chin".
2006-12-08 15:05:48 · answer #8 · answered by Sheila 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I would get out my 9 mm and ask him if he was sure he wanted to come in.
2006-12-08 15:03:18 · answer #9 · answered by catwoman 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Spark up a fattie and chill.
2006-12-08 15:05:05 · answer #10 · answered by Master_of_my_own_domain 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋