Guys, how do ya deal with mornin' wood?

Question

Do you pee standin on yur head, or do ya stand waayyy back and hope ya hit the bowl (not KFC bowl)

Answer 1

You say "Down Boy"!!!!!!!

Answer 2

Try the bathtub thing, or just wait... and wait... and hope it goes down soon. Standing back usually works, depending on how well you can function early in the morning.

Answer 3

Treat morning wood with morning stroke(registered trademark) or in cases of dire emergency where repetitive application of the stroke won't do, try leaning way over and point downward as much as you can.

Answer 4

ya kinda have to wait and maybe think unsexy thoughts or it doesn't flow at all

then ya stay back a little and you always have to aim it

unless its outside, then ya can write your name in the snow or whatever

men CAN do somethings women can't

Answer 5

I think any man that wakes up with mornin' wood should just chop it off and start a fire....hehe

Answer 6

I'll ask my hubby when he gets home. In 13 years of being together I never noticed what he does with it lol.

Answer 7

Just go give your Mom a morning phone call -- it'll be gone in no time.

Answer 8

Pee into the bathtub. lol

Answer 9

wait for it to go down half way then push it down some more. it takes effort but it can be done

Answer 10

Stroke it til it goes down, then and only then, can you pee comfortably.

Answer 11

I can't speak for you guys out there,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

But the moment my husband touches his morning wood I'm so turned on!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

That's including wood at any time of the morning,day,or night!!!!!!


Do you have wood right now???????????????????????????
Love to go into detail but I'd probably get kicked off of here.