2006-12-08 05:47:18 · 17 answers · asked by cedar 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
your avatar is very cute
Xmas is coming. Try to not worry about whats bad about it. Enjoy whats good, however you celebrate.
2006-12-08 05:50:15 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
A Cardinal of the Church dies and goes to Heaven. An angel is giving him the the grand tour and a soul goes by draped in gold trimmed pure white robe with cheribim throwing rose pedals in his path as he ascends the gold inlayed white marble steps to his massive white marble mansion. The Cardinal asks the angel who that is and the angel says, "Oh, he's a lawyer.". The Cardinal thinks, "Wow, if that is what a lawyer gets, I can imagine what I, a Cardinal of the Church, will get". They continue on the tour and enter a huge building with a 200 foot high arched enterance way and the hall equally as impressive stretches forever. After walking for miles down the hall they take a left into another hall with 100 ft. high ceilings and walk again, coming to another turn into a hall with 50 ft. ceilings. this goes on an on with each turn the hall becomes smaller and narrower until finally they are going down a hall so narrow they have to walk single file and duck into doorways to let others pass. They come to a rough hewn wooden door, the angel opens it and inside there is a small straw cot, a basin and pitcher and a small window that looks out over nothing special. The angel says, "This is where you will reside for eternity in Heaven.". The Cardinal is totally taken aback by this and blusters out, "I'm a Cardinal of the Church and THIS is all I get, why did the lawyer get so much?" The angel says, " Cardinals are a dime a dozen, he's the only lawyer we've got here.".
2006-12-08 14:05:34 · answer #2 · answered by iknowtruthismine 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
turn on the comedy channel , stoke your pet (if you don t have one try the neighbours if that's not an option make funny faces in a mirror then think about a fun time you had with an old friend and to top it off try laughing out load at yourself the fact that your doing that should remind you how silly it is to sit feeling sorry for sitting around feeling unwell....be happy sweety try to smile I hope you do feel better soon ..look at me... yesterday was a really fuzzy day.. then i remembered to but my glasses on IT CAN ONLY GET BETTER
2006-12-08 13:54:59 · answer #3 · answered by nasty f 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I got a knife pulled on me when I was looking for pot because I decided to go to Hartford and found this guy on the corner and asked if he was holding and he told me he would hook me up if I drove hom to a quiet neighborhood in Connecticut, so I went down to this neighborhood and dropped him off and got a call a half hour later threatening that if I didn't pick him up immediately, he would stab me, and I didn't know that he had just shot his "baby's momma's daddy" (or "Child's Grandfather" for you white folks) with a sawed-off shotgun, leaving him partially paralyzed from the waist down and scar tissue where his genitals used to be. But, I got high that night.
2006-12-08 13:53:04 · answer #4 · answered by steve m 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Happy Friday!
2006-12-08 13:49:19 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Go to a children's ward of a hospital. Bring a wrapped gift - a bear, a doll... Give it to a child unknown to you. Watch her open it. Give her a hug.
If this doesn't make you smile, you're a goner!
2006-12-08 13:49:59 · answer #6 · answered by Clarkie 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It is Friday, you have a winsome personality and this month gives you the opportunity to go shopping without feeling guilty!
2006-12-08 13:50:13 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
THink about a good moment u had with ur friends a joke a situation you lived... something that cracked you up.
2006-12-08 13:49:40 · answer #8 · answered by alex 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
some time when idont feel well i think of two different people in my life. the first is my son. when he was a baby all he did was eat and poop of course. but one day he sarted walking and talking. one day i told him it was time for me to go work and he ran to me and wrapped himself around my leg and yelled "no". it was like one of the first times he spoke with emotion. i looked down at him and he looked at me with his big brown eyes and i was done in. i couldnt walk away from him. i couldnt take him to the sitters. so i called into work and told them that i was going to spend the day with my son. i think about him like that from time to time. it felt good for him to look at me that way. he needed me so much in his little world. the second person was a good friend who has passed away. but before she did she confessed to me that she loved me. that she only wanted to be with me. i remember her eyes too. they were big and brown like my sons eyes. she helped me once because i needed it, but that day in the car, the way she looked at me was the way my son did. like she needed me. she was the most beautiful person ever to me. when i dont feel well i think of those beatiful people. i dont know if it will work but try to remember something beautiful. or someone. you are beautiful.
2006-12-08 14:00:14 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You are loved. and I will pray right now for a 180 in your future countenance.
2006-12-08 13:52:34 · answer #10 · answered by bonsai bobby 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋