i am at work right now and i can't leave, there is no one around to talk to, can you guys tell me about your day, what state you live in, anything funny, i'll take anything as long as it is something to read.
2006-12-08 05:43:19 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
OMG Lord Bob Saget, i love that picture!!!!
2006-12-08 05:47:42 · update #1
lol i will tell u some jokes may it make u laugh
Two cows in a field one turns to the other and says "moo" they other turns and says "you fcuker I was gonna say that"
two ghosts at the dinner table one asks the other"can you pass the salt please"
the other replys "who the fcuk said that"
how do you make a hormone?
Wipe yer d1ck on her curtains
what do you tell yer wife when she has two black eyes?
Nothing you've told her twice allready
George Bush throw a press conference to announce his disgust at three brazilian journalists killed in iraq he pledges Americas intent on "bloody revenge" when the conference ends his aid says to him "that was a bit strong Mr President" george bush replys "I know but excactly how many is a brazillian"
Two Amish women are digging up potatoes and one of them holds up two potatoes and says "These look just like my husband's balls." The other woman says "Wow! They're that big?" the first woman says "No, they're that dirty!"
2006-12-08 05:48:33 · answer #1 · answered by micho 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-17 23:54:19 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I hear ya!!! I'm at work too!!! And I'm on here just trying to pass time. It's 10:45am and I still got about 4 and half hours to go!!! I know exactly how you feel, I work alone in this office with no one else to talk to expect you guys and perphaps that's one of the reasons I'm here. Oh, I live in California. Nothing funny happening yet but I'll keep you posted!!!
2006-12-08 05:48:44 · answer #3 · answered by Yahoo Anwers 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I`m at home,no car,no worries.Gonna go off this soon,and read for a while.It`s cold out,SE Pa.Went thru some containers the other day and found some memories,some happy, some sad.
But most of all,I found alot of trash,can`t believe all the pure crap
inside.But I found the title to the car I`m gonna junk.
Do you know why one side of the"V"in a flock of geese is longer?
Got more geese in it.
2006-12-08 05:52:32 · answer #4 · answered by Rich B 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yep I am working the desk at the gym today...BORING...Friday sucks at the club...however I am doing all my online Christmas shopping today.
One place I love to go to when I am really bored is Wikipedia and just look up random crap...at least I'm not wasting my time technically. Just keep hitting random article...there is some cool stuff you'll see.
Also...the good ol' yahoo answers saves my butt everyday.
Have a killer weekend!
PS...looks like it is gonna rain here in cali today... :(
2006-12-08 05:48:22 · answer #5 · answered by ÐIESEŁ ÐUB 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I live in Kansas, my husband is in the Air Force we got stationed here last year and it blows so I'm going to basic training in January. My husband left for his first deployment to the desert for 2 months, I won't see him until I get out of basic training. And I'm moving from base housing to an apartment next week by myself. It sucks but it must be done.
2006-12-08 05:46:19 · answer #6 · answered by chickpea 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ok, i guess i can tell u... lolli is not my real name! its erica!
i live in georgia now. i lived my whole life in ny and moved to georgia 4 years ago when i was 17.
im obsessed with the beach and with cheese. i laugh really loud and people stare at me sometimes. i talk non stop and today i cant stop smiling. (im bored at work too by the way!)
2006-12-08 05:48:01 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hey from Texas...My daddy's favorite saying (drunk or sober) was Fire on the Mountain! Tractor in the Mudhole! Dang I's mad! have no idea where it came from, but I still giggle. He's been gone since 76, but I can still hear him say it!
2006-12-08 05:50:45 · answer #8 · answered by Baby'sMom 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I live in the Black Hills south Dakota territory. I sell whiskey and women. I also conspire and cahoot with rough neck ruffians and hoppleheads to steal from others. I do occasionally kill people as it suits me.
2006-12-08 05:47:38 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
hello i'm "Bird " and i live in KY, and i"m off today, so i"m with my girlfriend and my bird "fruitloop" which is a sun conure.
you hear about the woman who went to the doctor complaining about her stomach hurting, she told the doctor it's been hurting for about two weeks now. so the doctor examined her, and tells her , i can't find anything wrong with you, but i did find your vibrator in you , should i take it out, and she yell " Hell no, could you just change the batteries for me while your in there ?"
2006-12-08 06:07:48 · answer #10 · answered by Bird 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋