Would it be cool to have musical condoms?

Question

It could play a beat when you move it from the first position to the final and the sides could emit various scales or scratch sounds as it glides across the receiving flesh. Sorta like "voopa, voopa, krunka-CHOCK krunka-CHOCK" through your stereo.

Answer 1

i have a warhammer

i will visit you soon.

Answer 2

At one time, they made John Lennon brand condoms. They didn't play music, but it fetured his art work. They were called "Love Peace Condoms".

I heard on the Bob and Tom Show that they were inventing a musical condom, but that was about two years ago.


And Squeeze Box was by The Who, not CCR.

Answer 3

You know, that might be interesting. However, I think that the dudes would be far too distracted by trying to make the coolest sounds, than concentrating on their partner.

Answer 4

& could you speed it up or slow it down? This is a million Dollar idea! I would buy it, and they say the american inventor is dead. Would it be cool to say thank you, goodnight when you're done?

Answer 5

And it plays Rock around the clock.

Answer 6

sounds interesting...but I think it would be a huge distraction. You'll be trying to make a hott beat and you wont be really paying attention to your partner.

Answer 7

lmfao hahahahah! you have way too much time on your hands....but you better hurry to the patent office before someone else does.... geeeez that was funny..... you had me at :"krunka-CHOCK..."

Answer 8

yeah, id be singing along to 'like a virgin' as we head under the covers!

Answer 9

and we have reached the bottom of this barrel of questions to be answered, time for a new barrel.

Answer 10

Hahahahaha! Not for me.