2006-12-08 04:49:58 · 18 answers · asked by First Ascent 4 Thistle 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
I already answered a question like this but what the heck. Yup it was in the 7th grade. I had eaten something that didnt agree with me the night before and I had really bad gas. I went to school and I started farting. Really loud nasty wet farts. The last on being one of 20 seconds...then my teacher asked me to excuse myself...and the kids that sat behind me ended up going home sick. It took 2 weeks to air out the classroom. THIS IS NO JOKE
2006-12-08 04:53:58 · answer #1 · answered by johnjd_cmu 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
TAE A FERT
(with apologies to Rabbie Burns)
Oh whit a sleekit horrible beastie
Lurks in yer belly efter a feastie
Just as ye sit doon among yer kin
There sterts tae stir an enormous wind
The neeps an tatties an mushy peas
Stert workin like a gentle breeze
But soon the puddin wi the sauncie face
Will have ye blowin all ower the place
Nae matter whit the hell ye dae
A'body's gonna have tae pay
Even if ye try tae stifle
It's like a bullet oot a rifle
Haud yer bum tight tae yer chair
Tae try an stop the reekin air
Shift yersel fae cheek tae cheek
Pray tae God it doesnae reek
But aw yer efforts go assunder
Oot it comes like a clap o thunder
Ricochets aroon the room
Michty me a sonic boom
God almighty it fairly reeks
Hope a huvnae s**t ma breeks
Tae the bog I better scurry
Aw whit the hell it's no ma worry
A'body roon about me chokin
Wan or twa are nearly bokin
I'll feel better for a while
Cannae help but raise a smile
Wis him! I shout wi accusin glower
Alas too late, he's just keeled ower
Ye dirty b****r they shout an stare
A dinnae feel welcome any mair
Where e're ye go let wind gang free
Sounds like jist the job fer me
Whit a fuss at Rabbie’s perty
Ower the sake o' wan wee ferty.
2006-12-08 12:57:24 · answer #2 · answered by amyirmanmamansoaam 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Yes, I was sitting on a plastic chair in the lounge wearing a ball gown because I was going to the school prom. My mum told me how lovely I looked and then I did the most massive fart you could imagine. It lasted for about 5 minutes and the chair was, I swear, scorched. Mmmmm. Smelt good too.
2006-12-08 12:59:13 · answer #3 · answered by Postman Pat 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No but I remember the worst. I was waiting for a bus & not feeling very well, When I let one rip involuntarily & followed through, with wait for it, DIOREAH
2006-12-12 12:27:32 · answer #4 · answered by Because I Said So 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nope
2006-12-08 12:54:16 · answer #5 · answered by ... 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
i left one in a lift as a young couple got in i pms lmao i could hear them shouting dirty bast turd as i walked away grinning just a tad
2006-12-08 12:58:54 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
What's wrong with saying fart? Not that I remember MY best fart
2006-12-08 12:52:49 · answer #7 · answered by x me x 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
yeah,
in a sleeping bag
2006-12-09 05:33:13 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
why report him for saying fart not nice but still
2006-12-08 12:54:30 · answer #9 · answered by xkelx_xx 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This question stinks
2006-12-08 12:53:56 · answer #10 · answered by Branded 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋