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The worst is when you realize you and 100 of your family member's or friend's other friends' emails are in the CC (not the BCC!), so any one of these people can email you . . . and when they start sending them because you've been somehow added to their address book (gotta collect 'em all, like Pokemon, I guess)? It's madness.

The ones I hate are the ones with the pictures that people keep sending me as though I've never seen it before. Always with a subject line like "Something to Make You Smile," or "Thought this would Make You Smile," or "Funny! Something for a Laugh!"

I right now have the one for mothers of boys with the kid with the frog in his mouth and the little boy covered in mini pads, sent to me by my mother-in-law. I think she passively-aggressively sent it to me because I asked her not to go crazy for the boys for X-mas. *sigh*

2006-12-08 04:31:27 · answer #1 · answered by Jess B 3 · 1 1

Oh course I am tired, as is everyone else.
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Now that you have read this you have two days to forward it to 10 or more friends or the legs of the chair you are sitting on will fall apart when you sit down and you will get a horrible booboo.

2006-12-08 12:24:40 · answer #2 · answered by Aziz_Z 2 · 1 1

No i love them...if you give your e-mail adress I could send you some.

2006-12-08 12:17:03 · answer #3 · answered by Pringuita 3 · 1 1

Why would I want to be a dick to my friends?

2006-12-08 12:21:27 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

yes

2006-12-08 12:15:39 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

>THE SEVEN BASIC TYPES OF CHAIN LETTERS:
>Chain Letter Type 1: (scroll down)
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>Make a wish!!!
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>Really, go on and make one!!!
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>Oh please.... they'll never go out with you!!!
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>Wish something else!!!
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>Not that, you moron!!!
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>Something else! Quick!!!
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>Is your finger getting tired yet?
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>STOP!!!!
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>Wasn't that fun? Hope you made a great wish.
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>Now, to make you feel guilty, here's what I'll do. First of all, if you
don't send this to 5096 people in the next 5 seconds, you will be attacked by
a mad goat and then thrown off a high building into a pile of manure. It's
true!

Because, you know, THIS letter isn't like all of those fake ones, THIS one is
TRUE!!

Really!!! Here's how it goes:

Send this to 1 person:
One person will be mad at you for sending them a stupid chain letter.
Send this to 2-5 people:
2-5 people will be mad at you for sending them a stupid chain letter.
5-10 people:
5-10 people will be mad at you for sending them a stupidchain letter.
10-20 people:
10-20 people will be mad at you for sending them a stupid chain letter.
20 to 674, 951 people:
20 to 674, 951 people will be mad at you for sending them a stupid chain
letter.
Thanks!!!! Good Luck!!!

>Chain Letter Type 2
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>Hello, and thank you for reading this letter. You see, there is a starving
little boy in Baklaliviatatlaglooshen who has no arms, no legs, no parents,
and no goats. This little boy's life could be saved, because for every time
you pass this on, a dollar will be donated to the Little Starving Legless
Armless Goatless Boy from Baklaliviatatlaglooshen Fund. Remember, we have no
way of counting letters sent and this is all bull. So go on, reach out. Send
this to 5 people in the next 47seconds.

Oh, and a reminder - if you accidentally send this to 4 or 6 people, you will
die instantly. Thanks again!!

Chain Letter Type 3

Hi there!! This chain letter has been in existence since 1897. This is
absolutely incredible because there was no email then and probably not as many
little 8 year olds writing chain letters. So this is how it works. Pass this
on to 15,067 people in the next 7 minutes or something horrible will happen to
you like:

Stupid Horror Story #1

Miranda Pinsley was walking home from school on Saturday. She had recently
received this letter and ignored it. She then tripped in a crack in the
sidewalk, fell into the sewer, was gushed down a drainpipe in a flood of
poopie, and went flying out over a waterfall. Not only did she smell nasty,
she died. This Could Happen To You!!!

Stupid Horror Story #2

Dexter Bip, a 13 year old boy, got a chain letter in his mail and ignored it.
Later that day, he was hit by a car and so was his girlfriend. They both died.
Their families were so upset that everyone related to them (even by marriage)
went crazy and spent the rest of their miserable lives in an institution. This
Could Happen To You!!!

Remember, you could end up like Pinsley and Bip did. Just send this letter to
all of your loser friends, and everything will be OK.

Chain Letter Type 4:
As if you care, here is a poem that I wrote. Send it to every one of your
friends.

Friends

A friend is someone who is always at your side,
A friend is someone who likes you even though you smell like poop,
A friend is someone who likes you even though you're disgustingly ugly,
A friend is someone who cleans up for you after you've soiled yourself,
A friend is someone who stays with you all night while you cry about your
loser life,
A friend is someone who pretends they like you when they really
thinkyoushould be
attacked by a mad goat and then thrown in a pile of manure,
A friend is someone who scrubs your toilet and vacuums and then gets the check
and leaves and doesn't speak much English, no sorry - that's the cleaning
lady,
A friend is not someone who sends you chain letters because he wants his wish
of
being rich to come true.

Now pass this on! If you don't, you'll be eaten by wild goats.

Chain Letter Type 5:
>This e-mail is wicked-cool! It was started by Microsoft to test its
>e-mail tracking system because, you know, a big high-tech company like
>Microsoft always sends important new software out over the internet to
>be available to any moron who can operate a computer, right? Plus, they
>have formed a secret merger with Disney Corp., who has agreed to give up
>millions of dollars in revenue by giving everyone who reads this e-mail,
>passes it on, looks at it, knows someone that looked at it, or is related
>to someone who is a friend of someone who looks at it A FREE,
>ALL-EXPENSES-PAID TRIP to Disneyland, DisneyWorld, or EuroDisney! So
>pass this on to everyone you know that is gullible enough to believe this
(or not)!
>Even if it's not true, hey insulting all of your friends by implying that
they are
>gullible by sending this to them is worth the improbable chance that you
could go
>to Disneyland! Even if you lose all of your friends because they are tired
>of receiving this kind of junk from you, it's worth the chance, right?
>And just for good measure, if you don't send this on, Microsoft will send
>its specially trained attack-goats to pilfer your house and eat all of your
family,
>SO SEND IT ON!!!!!


Chain Letter Type 6:

>VIRUS WARNING!!!
>If you receive an email entitled "Badtimes," delete it immediately.
>Do not open it. Apparently this one is pretty nasty. It will not only
>erase everything on your hard drive,but it will also delete anything on
>disks within 20 feet of your computer. It demagnetizes the stripes on
>ALL of your credit cards. It reprograms your ATM access code, screws up
>the tracking on your VCR and uses subspace field harmonics to scratch
>any CD's you attempt to play.
>It will re-calibrate your refrigerator's coolness settings so all your
>ice cream melts and your milk curdles.
>It will program your phone AutoDial to call only your mother-in-law's
number.
>So be careful! Forward this to all of your friends, relatives,
>neighbors, family, enemies, plumbers, garbagemen, stock brockers,
>doctors, and any other acquaintances!
> It's for their own good! Thank you.


Chain Letter Type 7:

Here is a cute picture I drew.

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> ( \ / )
> ( \ / )
> ( /<>\ )
> ( / \/ \ )
> / \ __
> ( ) ( )
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It is a decapitated angel. Send it on to all of your friends so it will
brighten their day like it did yours! If you don't, demon-possessed goats
will move into your house and eat all of your socks.
Have a nice day!!!


Remember, the moral of the story is, if you get a chain letter, ignore it.
Do
yourself a favor, and everyone else in the world, and say, DEATH TO CHAIN
LETTERS!!"

2006-12-08 12:28:55 · answer #6 · answered by Eve 4 · 0 1

i know i am

2006-12-08 12:16:58 · answer #7 · answered by miscraterr 2 · 1 1

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