2006-12-08 03:05:39 · 17 answers · asked by ? 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
I would bet that all that red suit stuff is very heavy and thick. so maybe he could take some to that stuff off. The then could slide down the chimney. Of course he would have to be told about a good diet that would work so that next year he would not have that problem.
No more cookies and milk for Santa!
I would also inform him that in that situation he should send Christmas presents by
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I am sure that they would deliver to the homes with tighter spaces
2006-12-08 03:13:24 · answer #1 · answered by Wicked 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If Santa attempted to go down the chimney, chances are he would have gotten stuck half way down and broke his neck. Haven't you ever seen those urban legend shows where the dad supposedly surprised his kids by doing this? They told what would have actually happened. And don't tell me Santa has special magical powers that would prevent this from happening. Hahaha. :)
2006-12-08 03:12:56 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
He's been going down chimneys for a long time, he knows what he's doing. After all, he's never gotten stuck before. Merry Christmas.
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2006-12-08 03:09:12 · answer #3 · answered by Mike M. 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You get one of those grease guns that is under pressure. Grease up his hips really well. And then tie a Twinkies on a piece of string which is attached to a stick. Using that as bait, you should be able to get him unstuck. Other wise after he is lubed up, build up the air pressure underneath him till he pops out like a cork.
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2006-12-08 03:11:01 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
A Santa barbacue tonight.
2006-12-08 03:07:35 · answer #5 · answered by johnjd_cmu 4 · 0⤊ 2⤋
I would grab his bag of toys and key to the sleigh and run.
2006-12-08 03:14:46 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would let him watch me eating the cookies that were left out for him. I'm sure that would get him out of there.
2006-12-08 03:10:34 · answer #7 · answered by JediMaster 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I wouldn't i'd keep him there over Christmas, he'd stop the draft from getting in.
Come one, it's not as if I'd be charging him rent.
2006-12-08 03:09:30 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
A winch and a ton of Crisco.
2006-12-08 03:07:55 · answer #9 · answered by susie w 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I would tell him I spiked his holiday nog with good rum.
2006-12-08 03:10:37 · answer #10 · answered by paisan_7 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋