So...what would your reaction be if you saw a 6-ft tall canary and a mammoth in your backyard?

Answer 1

I'd say "Hello Big Bird".... "Hello Mr. Snufalufagus"

Answer 2

I'd get my camera. . . not the digital, the actual honest to goodness film type. I would shoot at least two rolls of film and then try to get some different angles, hopefully without being gored by the mammoth. . . guess I better take my Ruger SBH with me too. How else would anyone ever believe me?

Answer 3

yeah, yet i had a short short relationship with a woman that became into 5' one million" and im 6' 4". top did not play a place different than bodily as in in had to bend over to kiss her. I now have a gf that's 6' and that i like it lots greater,

Answer 4

If I see Sesame Street Characters in my back yard, I would suspect that I had finally lost touch with reality. I think I would call a trusted friend and ask them to come take me home with them and take care of me until I became sane again.

Answer 5

I would determine that the mind-altering drugs I'm taking are really something I should consider removing from my daily routine

Answer 6

I'd be scared and stay in the house. Or if I'm outside I'd scream and run back into the house.

Answer 7

I would put the garbage bag in my hand into the trash can that the grouch doesn't live in and go back inside.

Answer 8

I would be on the phone to the little men in white suits because I had finally lost it.
LMAO!

Answer 9

Order a bigger shed and a ton of bird seed.

Answer 10

I know that I should'nt have eaten that last bit of 8 way orange sunshine....( L S D )........