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probably Miss Piggy, she's got good self defense and a temper.
Big bird is not a fighter.

2006-12-08 02:51:48 · answer #1 · answered by Cuddly Lez 6 · 1 0

Big Bird would. Miss Piggy may be very stubborn and man-handle Kermit but she isn't a match for a great, big, yellow bird who could squash her in one go and fly with her in his claws before dropping Miss Piggy into the deepest water of the Atlantic.

2006-12-08 02:53:30 · answer #2 · answered by laureyayers 1 · 0 0

I would say miss piggy would win she is a big B***h. Big bird is to sweet to fight like that unless he has a little c**k (as in the roster) in him and then he might win lol :)

2006-12-08 03:04:36 · answer #3 · answered by Me 6 · 0 0

Big Birdhas the height advantage and could do serious damage with those legs - or poke her eyes out with the beak. Secondly he has street smarts, he must have picked something up in those years on Sesame Street, some little tips on how fight or at least how to fight dirty. But he only has wings which wont do much damge.
However Miss Piggy seems to have brute force and she seems truely tenacious. So it seems like a fairly even fight

2006-12-08 02:58:56 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Miss Piggy, cuz she is female and we are all evil. Not only that, she beat the crap out of Gonzo on a regular basis, did Big Bird ever fight?

2006-12-08 02:52:23 · answer #5 · answered by Tator 2 · 0 0

Miss Piggy because she is a hothead. Big Bird's too mellow and nice.

2006-12-08 02:52:45 · answer #6 · answered by Betty Mae Bop 4 · 0 0

Big Bird all the way...he's like 8 feet tall isn't he? He could snap Mrs. Piggy like a twig.

2006-12-08 02:52:16 · answer #7 · answered by jenny 5 · 0 0

big bird because miss piggy is a spoiled little pig

2006-12-08 02:53:46 · answer #8 · answered by honey 2 · 1 0

Miss Piggy, women always go for the groin.

2006-12-08 02:52:27 · answer #9 · answered by brock 7 · 0 0

Big Bird of course, cause he'd just sit his big yellow *** on Miss Piggy and squash her to death.

2006-12-08 02:53:10 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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