my real life adventures as a cop!! trust me, people in the world do some really stupid and funny things!!
example:
January 2nd ~ received a call of SHOTS FIRED in a residential neighborhood. Go to the lady's house and she said, 'SHE DIDN'T GET TO SHOOT HER GUN ON NEW YEAR'S EVE'...
had to remind her that it isn't LEGAL to do it then either!! duhh
I asked her where she thought the bullets went when she fired her gun up in the air? she said, 'IT STAYS UP THERE, DOESN'T IT??"" DUHH
2006-12-08 02:43:53
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answered by Anonymous
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There was this guys and his friends in London and they were wasted but they took the car anyway. As you might know in London you get to drive in circles a lot. So it's like 2 am in the morning, and the guys decide to have a laugh, so they stop the car and they start going backwards. Another was coming so it crashed them. The guys were a little stressed out when the police came, and the police went to see the other driver first, and then told the guys "Forget it about guys, this man is so drunk he thought you were driving backwards!".
It's actually a true story and I find it really funny.
2006-12-08 10:50:42
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answered by Emery 6
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...about the time my youngest son was 3 and taking his first bath alone. He wanted to be a big boy and wash himself. It was summertime and he had been playing outside and had really dirty legs. I reminded him to wash his legs good and left the bathroom. Shortly he began crying very loudly and I rushed into the bathroom. I asked him what was the matter and he said " I can't get my legs clean!" That was when I realized his legs had a lot of little bangs and bruises on them and he couldn't wash them off. It took a lot of convincing get him to understand this and that he had done a fine wash job!
2006-12-08 10:51:37
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answered by SUzyQ 4
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Well mine real life stuff... Lol!
One day my friends and I were out on a Saturday night. Just doing... You know... The stuff teens do.... Chilling, walking around etc... Lol! We walked so much that night tht we decided to sit on one of the stairs outside the shopping centre we were in...
... ... ... There was this really really REALLY cute guy sitting just about 3 steps away from us... Lol! My friends and I were practically dying... Anyways... We wanted to tell eachother how cute this guy was without him knowing that we are talking about him... So we decided to speak in Spanish as we all take Spanish in college (Well, except one of us. We were 4 ppl that nigth...) In other words: "Esta Muy Guapo" etc etc. lmfao...
After we decided to finish talking bout this dude, heez phone suddenly started to ring... He took heez phone out and answered IN SPANISH.... It was such a disaster cuz we then knew that he knows what we were talking bout.
Now I know why he was giving us all this weird/evil/funny look while we were talking bout him....
Now if you think you got bad luck... THINK AGAIN!
(Srry if its too long... Just wanted to make everyone smile/laught etc. after reading this...)
2006-12-08 11:03:49
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answered by ♫\\ Wanna Be Somebody // 3
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well i dont really tell stories, it just happens. like when we are talking then i say something funny, or someone else says something funny, so then we all laugh like hours :D im joking about hours but we do laugh.
2006-12-08 10:46:23
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answered by Anonymous
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I tell them honest stories like Jesus is coming back but they don't believe me and they laugh.
2006-12-08 10:44:12
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answered by Anonymous
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the time when i was trying to be cute and ended up tripping and falling in front of a group of guys
2006-12-08 10:50:11
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answered by SHE HATE ME 5
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Your childhood life. how you use to fall off the bed and cry for attention and stuff
2006-12-08 10:44:52
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answered by Queeny 2
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I do not have one.
2006-12-08 10:45:07
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answered by daveyboyone 5
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