2006-12-08 02:34:40 · 22 answers · asked by fascistarchitecture 1 in Science & Mathematics ➔ Astronomy & Space
Ask a Scientologist. Why is there never one nearby when you need one....?
2006-12-08 02:43:53 · answer #1 · answered by 13caesars 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
We'll pick you up at 7 Greenwich Mean Time. Stand in front of your house waving a red flag. We'll catch you between flying through McDonald's drive thru and making crop circles in England. See you then...!!!
2006-12-08 10:43:53 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Just go to just on the US side of the Mexican border below San Diego. Stuff your pockets with money and a backpack full of burritos and they will take you away for sure.
2006-12-08 10:51:50 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Did you sign up for the flight? If not then you'll have to fly stand-by. Remember, only 1 carry on and no liquids. all cellsphone and laptops must be turned off during lift off. remember, if you want to return, you must have a return ticket. Have a nice day!
2006-12-08 10:45:14 · answer #4 · answered by The Cheminator 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
As soon as you stick out your electronic thumb so they know where you are stupid. Honestly some people don't have the first idea about hitchhiking across the galaxy. See you at Milliways
2006-12-08 15:43:51 · answer #5 · answered by Chris S 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
When you die. They will swoop down on winged horses accompanied by ravens and will ask if you've been a good warrior. Hope that Brunhilde will be merciful.
2006-12-08 14:20:05 · answer #6 · answered by Search first before you ask it 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think they said about 2052 but I can't be sure was kind of out of it when I last saw them!
2006-12-08 10:42:13 · answer #7 · answered by Peachy Girl 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
They will come soon but they will be disguised as doctors in white coats.
2006-12-08 10:42:09 · answer #8 · answered by Carrie S 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Are you sure they are coming? I think you're going to be sorely disappointed, try not to get your hopes up.
2006-12-08 10:37:20 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I presume that asking this question means that you are already well out of this
2006-12-08 11:01:56 · answer #10 · answered by michael c 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋