The other evening I came home to find my wife in bed with another man. He was large and had a round belly that shook. He had white hair and a long white beard and kept calling my wife a "ho ho ho" What should I do?
2006-12-08 01:55:16 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Marriage & Divorce
You better check the roof to see if your daughter is getting freaky with those reindeer.
2006-12-08 02:38:37 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Maybe you should tell Sant he is now on the naughty list HO HO HO Have A Merry Christmas All.
2006-12-08 02:02:28 · answer #2 · answered by wolfy1 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow. that's a troublesome situation. regrettably, your sister will could go interior the path of the right channels (criminal) to get Deidra evicted. The kinfolk would be divided, yet your sister is interior the wonderful. Deidra will could the two pay up or discover yet another place to stay. it is not something very own...yet Deidra will think of that's. If Deidra have been in this occasion, she'd be compelled to do the comparable element for financial motives. tell your sister stable luck and to start off on the criminal end of issues quickly...it ought to take a on a similar time as yet her loan won't wait.
2016-10-05 01:16:54 · answer #3 · answered by wheelwright 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sit on his lap and tell him what a good boy you have been all year long. He may give you some presents too. Just watch where you sit and you might want to make him put some clothes on. If he doesn't give you what you want, then call his wife. Good luck.
2006-12-08 03:06:17 · answer #4 · answered by la_southern_femme 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dear Constant Cramps...ok...I'll admit this was quite clever.
Ha Ha Ha
Maybe this should be in the joke section of Yahoo Answers.
Hey does mom know about all the bazaar questions you post on here?
Merry Christmas Constant Cramps.
2006-12-09 13:27:55 · answer #5 · answered by Mamma Mia 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice joke buddy you missed your calling you should be on the comedy channel!
2006-12-08 02:01:16 · answer #6 · answered by Ms.Deb 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I bet your wife is going to get something awesome for Christmas ps she is a HOHOHOHOHOHOHO
2006-12-08 02:05:07 · answer #7 · answered by wifey 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tis the season to give and .. receive
2006-12-08 02:28:46 · answer #8 · answered by Aumatra 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sounds like he skipped the milk and cookies!!
2006-12-08 02:02:48 · answer #9 · answered by smeezleme 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hit him in his nose until it turns bright red.
2006-12-08 02:03:40 · answer #10 · answered by L Jeezy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋