There have been several questions in the past week asking what people want for Christmas giftf. I keep answering:
PEACE ON EARTH
GOOD WILL AMONG MEN
that's all I want please
I never seem to get best answer for this, even though that's what this holiday is supposed to be about. {:-(
2006-12-08 02:03:42
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answer #1
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answered by sudonym x 6
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My best anything:
Acting like I was doing a major thorough house cleaning and pitching things no longer necessary right in front of my husband while I was actually packing to leave and file for divorce. I even took a lamp sitting next to the computer and he never noticed.
I successfully moved out everythiing I wanted, right in front of him over a 2 week period to my new apartment. On the last day, while he was at work, I removed the most 'noticeable' and left. as I moved my clothes I replaced the missing clothes with old clothes I meant to give away to goodwill.
I got away with it, I am single, happy and relieved to no longer be attached to a mean control freak who I suspect has some mental issues.
I even got out with the dogs in my posession!
2006-12-08 10:00:38
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answer #2
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answered by J Somethingorother 6
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Maybe i'm a sick b@stard, but this is my BEST story ever.
Once, my friend was in a bad accident and he was injured, so he was prescribed POWERFUL, POWERFUL pain medications with a lot of side effects. They do quite a bit to your body and in a candid moment, he told me that once when he was going to the bathroom during his recovery, his penis farted......and i have never since heard anything funnier.
I'm sorry if anyone's offended
2006-12-08 10:35:34
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answered by blue-in-groove 6
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This is fresh on my mind since I just used it in another answer.
The memory is still warm after all these years,however.
I once asked God to provide me with a dime for the laundry mat dryer...you can do or believe whatever you want with this but..
a dime appeared in the palm of my hand. it really did happen!!
this was certainly not the best thing that ever happened to me-but it was pretty cool none the less.
2006-12-08 10:11:28
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answered by bonsai bobby 7
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My best anything is my wife daughter. They were so supporative of me when I joined the Canadian Military even though we had to be seperated for a while while I did my basic training. I thank God everyday for such a wonderful family.
2006-12-08 09:59:38
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answer #5
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answered by Tony G 3
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My best anything would have to be.. I make the best Coffee ever. That is what everyone tells me..
2006-12-08 09:58:33
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answered by sactified1 2
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The best answer is the answer that you have answered all of our answers are best for us and your answer is the best for you!!! do you understand
2006-12-08 09:59:36
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answer #7
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answered by mariefel q 3
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