What if nobody believed you had been abducted by aliens but you had pictures and party favors to prove it?

Answer 1

So like this one time I was like walking around at the mall and stuff. and like then I saw this bright light and I looked at it and saw that there was this really tight pair of earings, so I like went over and picked up these earrings, but they were totally attfached to a rope and it pulled me up into this wierd room or something. It was like totally freaky. There were these really ugly guys there, one of them had funny ears, was dressed in blue, drinking a Miller Lite and answered to the name of Kurt, he was way ugly. then there was this other guy and he was totally dressed in this hideous orange and black, I like said "dude orange and black is like so 2004" anyway he was totally porking out on a pot pie and then periodically for no apparent reason, he just statrted like climbing the fence, I thought he was going to fall off because he like totally wieghed like 800 pounds or something. Then this guy, eating Resses, they are like so fattening, anyway, he like totally told the other guys to distract some punk named Tony because he was like getting in the shower and stuff. Then this guy with freaking looking eyes he was dressed in yellow and he was like "Kevin, I will give him some of my Subway when he gets down off the fence." Then like in the middle of the room there was this carboard cut out of a like a totally fine guy and like they were all like Dude if only we could be as cool as him. He was dressed in Blue and gray and he had somekind of a trophy, they all kept talking about some kind of cup. And how this guy was the greatest ever, next to him there was this other cutout of a guy who was wearing a more colorful outfit, he was jsut as hot as the first guy and his out fit was totally hot. They said that he like totally had 4 cups whatever that means. Anyway they were liek totally worshiping these two guys, I think they called them Jimmie and Jeff. Then all the sudden this guy dressed in red came in and he was carrying a bunch of bud and he was walking all funny and he was like "dudes, my car like totally got loose in qualiying and I got into the wall and my then Tony Jr. sat on my car and now I don't have a car for Sunday" I totally don't get what he was talking about, but he was super ugly. anyway, I was all like "hey ugly creeps, why did you bring me here" and they were like " dude we wanted to see a real woman up close and personal, since none of us have ever seen one, well except Kevin. They were all like we just wanted to see what a real woman looks like, we like can't get any to stick around." So like I told them that they were all ugly and to take me back to the mall, and then they all started crying like big babies, then the one with funny ears, they call him Kurt, he was like, yeah and I need a fan, will you be my fan? And I was like "you all like totally suck". Finally they let me go back and they gave me these miniture cars, with stupid numbers on them and I like totally burned them, because that was like the scarriest thing ever. But like nobody believes me. But I like have nightmares all the time. I can't even dirve past the Home Depot anymore without getting scared, It is like totally affecting my life, but nobody will believe me.

I like totally don't know what to do.

Answer 2

I real consider that we're being visited by means of additional terrestrials and I additionally feel that our govt has advantage of this. I additionally consider that there's a couple of alien civilization in our midst and a few of them are evil. Your enjoy is one of the pronounced, so aren't by myself in feeling this fashion. There are many extra humans such as you who declare to have skilled the identical factor. What's extra is that there are mostly numerous others who've been kidnapped however are afraid to talk up. This is what makes your tale so credible. Try discovering a few web pages wherein you'll be able to get a few support. You won't need to cross via this by myself. And incidentally, I DO consider you and I want I would support extra.

Answer 3

This happened to me too once. I was driving down the Kansas interstate when suddenly a large hot-dog shaped UFO swooped down on me and snatched me out of my car. It carried me up to the space ship (I gazed in horror as my car crashed below) where I was taken to a room where there were about 50 or so aliens. They were large, with 6 legs and 4 tentacles each, wearing disco shirts and flare bottom jeans. They had these dark glasses on which shielded their 5 eyes. Some crazy music was playing, very electronic, beeping and zapping. A large crystal stood in the middle of the room, emanating some kind of laser ray that shot around the room, when it touched one of the aliens, it would say "OOh!" and then secrete some kind of white liquid. They started to dance around me. One of them grabbed me and started to mate with me, and I had a hard time resisting. The tentacles wrapped around me, and someone took a picture of us. They started to chant and blow on little horns.....then everything went dark. ... it seemed days later when I awoke, and I found myself in the middle of a cornfield, covered with some kind of slime... and a bag of party favors in my hand. Those little noise-makers and some candies I dare not taste..

Answer 4

You contact Logan Hawkes and show him the proof and collect your 10,000,000 dollars for being the first to have proof of alien visitation.

Answer 5

Its the information age, give it time...it will happen.
I'd wager all my money, and yours there are aliens....even nearby.

Answer 6

What if. Evidence goes a long way.

Answer 7

Like what? An E-T bobblehead?

Answer 8

Then go ahead and prove it......all the best!!!