Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink

Question

what ever comes out"?

Answer 1

I think drinking milk from a cow would be a natural progression - people saw how human babies were fed, and saw how animal babies were fed, and just followed the natural progression. What I want to know is who was the first person to think of eating an egg.

Answer 2

Well, that was a long time ago and a very difficult story. It has millions of loopholes and what not.

Let me take you back to the first man (yes, it was a man), who did said task....

We're now in the year xxxx (whenever cows came to this planet, yes, they're aliens.)

People stared in awe and all stood in a row, all spouting words of amazement.
"Ooooooooooh, aaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhh", they went and said.

Now, in the middle of this field there was a man called Mino Ino Lia Khong.


... Well, to make a short story longer and longer and longer..

I'll summarize it:

Cows use those dangly things to feed their calves. :P It's kind of an easy step to take, though I've thought about the exact same thing a lot of times. :P Quite logical that it was just copying off of the calves. Though it doesn't pop to mind when you contemplate about this subject. :P

Answer 3

Noah

Answer 4

The person who realized that baby cows grow really fast.

Answer 5

A Drunk Gay Farmer who was hoping to get the cow off..

-HtJ

Answer 6

The same person who looked at a chicken's rump and said. "I'm gonna eat whatever comes outta there!"

Answer 7

Very good question.....that I don't know the answer to.♥

Answer 8

Dick Clark

Answer 9

I don't have a clue ! Will you tell us?

Answer 10

a genious.