Elmo & Patsy
2006-12-08 00:51:46
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answer #1
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answered by dramaqueen00469 2
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Grandma Got Run Over By a Reindeer
dr. Elmo, 1979, dr. Elmo's Twisted Christmas
Grandma got run over by a reindeer.
Walking home from our house Christmas eve.
You can say there's no such thing as Santa,
but as for me and grandpa we believe.
She'd been drinking too much eggnog,
and we begged her not to go.
But she forgot her medication, and she
staggered out the door into the snow.
When we found her Christmas morning,
at the scene of the attack,
she had hoof-prints on her forehead,
and incriminating Claus marks on her back.
Now we're all so proud of grandpa,
He's been taking this so well.
See him in there watching football,
drinking root beer and
playing cards with Cousin Mel.
It's not Christmas without Grandma,
All the family's dressed in black
and we just can't help but wonder:
Should we open up her gifts,
or send them back?
Send them back!!
Now the goose is on the table
and the pudding made of fig
and the blue and silver candles
that would just have matched
the hair on grandma's wig.
I've warned all my
friends and neighbors
better watch out for yourselves,
they should never give a license
to a man who drives a sleigh
and plays with elves.
2006-12-08 00:57:47
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answer #2
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answered by KC 3
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wow the guy whos grandma got run over by a reindeer sings it
sheesh some people
2006-12-08 01:32:52
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answer #3
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answered by Anonymous
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The Irish Rovers originally did the song. Many others have since.
2006-12-08 01:03:10
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answer #4
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answered by mississippi_girl_9265 2
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I still have the 45 (not showing my age too much) but its by Elmo & Patsy
2006-12-10 10:47:01
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answer #5
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answered by coffeeconsumer 1
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Cledus T. Judd
2006-12-08 10:22:29
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answer #6
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answered by fossilfrontier280 2
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Willy Nelson
2006-12-08 01:25:14
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answer #7
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answered by Anonymous
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