if you had to make a different version of goldie locks and the three bears, how would you do it?

Answer 1

A Palestinian suicide bomber fails to detonate his bomb on a bus in Tel Aviv, Israel. He runs for his life from an angry mob..... to a little house on the edge of the city.
Entering a basement window, he goes upstairs, to an quiet house, nobody is home. Small, only 3 rooms; a livingroom, kitchen, bathroom. He sees how modestly the Israeli family lives, old furniture, 3 of everything. 3 chairs, 3 beds.
Then he sees 3 photos on the wall... father, mother, one daughter.
He goes to the kitchen. A table with 3 chairs.
On the kitchen table there is a small newspaper with the headline...DIED YESTERDAY IN BUS ATTACK, announcing the funeral of a little girl today... and her photo...
The same photo as in the living room.
The Israeli parents don't come home in this version.
The Palestinian takes out his wallet and looks at a photo of his own child.
He disturbs nothing...and leaves by the back door.

Answer 2

Turn the story around a bit :

The Goldi triplets and the bear.
The bears came across a house of a little girl called.....
The big bad wolf from red riding hood gets there first
The third bowl wasnt porrige.....it was wallpaper paste
Little red riding hood gets there first
She goes to the house of the three little pigs by mistake
She meets the wolf in the forest......(if you want to finish quickly)
She meets the woodman; falls in love and never gets there. The bears never get to suffer 'porrige pilfering'

There was no porrige.....but there was Goldilocks and bacon.

Answer 3

Anti Social Behaviour Order asbo is slang for the above. Am I to imagine pc skill "political correctness" on your question? i am going to't imagine them messing with the unique tale line only for pc sakes yet more advantageous ridiculous issues have ensue interior the call of those words that are truly oxymorons. you want to bypass confer with that nursery worker or the director and discover out what is going on. No telling what different type of crap they're filling your son's ideas with.

Answer 4

The bear and three goldilocks

Answer 5

well I would probably write it from one of the bears points of view for me it would be the baby bear

Answer 6

with my imagination a pen that works and a piece of a4 paper .....................................and when I'm done I will read it and think to my self that the LSD i had droped into my mouth prior to even finding a pen that works ,is much more potent than the one the beatles took when they recorded Revolver and Sgt Pepper

Answer 7

goldilocks would be arrested for trespass, theft and criminal damage for a start.