Van goes to England to watch the rugby but is not sure where the rugby fields are.
He sees an English guard and walks up to him, "Excuse me" he says, "but where the rugby fields are?"
The guard replies "I'm sorry sir, but you can't end a sentence with a verb."
So Van thinks for a while and then asks "Where the rugby fields are, poes?"
2006-12-08 00:26:58 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Travel ➔ Africa & Middle East ➔ South Africa
Hey, sorry Poepies.
I didn't mean to offend anyone, just thought I would try to get people to have a laugh :-(
2006-12-08 00:46:46 · update #1
Ah, thanks Poepies!
I think that you are cool too ;-)
2006-12-08 01:28:50 · update #2
I can actually see old "van" saying that to the English Guard. I am still laughing, although dirty to some, its typical van at his best. Good for you, i really needed some rsa humor
2006-12-09 05:26:53 · answer #1 · answered by african lion 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Unreal Hero, OK, this I guess, as a guy joke is not bad, but there's females on this site!!!
Have a bit of respect man! Obviously you've got a mom, and maybe even a wive or a girlfriend, and she's got one of THOSE!!! (You know the P word???) Your children will come out of that thing and you might even experience great pleasure from it, please man, think about it!!!! Respect it OK??????
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OK, I got the tumbs down, and I won't say sorry for defending the female parts of my body.
But Unreal Hero, I get where you're coming from, and thanks for the humor. It is just not my taste! I still think you're a cool guy!
2006-12-08 00:33:27 · answer #2 · answered by poepies 4 · 1⤊ 3⤋
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Funny one, dude. Those who don't like it, lighten up! Those who are not South African...umm, don't worry if you don't get it. To the Dutch...uh, yes it means "cat".
2006-12-08 22:51:46 · answer #3 · answered by Vango 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
good joke im sure only south african really understand it especially the last word.
2006-12-08 04:05:31 · answer #4 · answered by Jonathan M 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Brad,
you need to explain this one tomorrow, I don't have a clue why this is funny.
2006-12-08 03:21:38 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
that was fu ckin brilliant.im still laughing.havnt heard one of those in a long time.thanks dude!!
2006-12-08 04:18:34 · answer #6 · answered by Marsattack 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
funny but you could have used a different adjective at the end
2006-12-08 01:35:35 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 3⤋
THERE ARE 2 FATHER CHRISTMASS ON OPPOSITE STREET CORNERS WHICH ONE IS "VAN"...............................
THE ONE WITH EASTER EGGS IN HIS BAG.
2006-12-08 12:07:41 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Poepies, grow up!!!!
Dude this joke ROCKS!
2006-12-08 11:01:03 · answer #9 · answered by waygook 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
that was ****** clasic tell me anoter one im pissing myself here
2006-12-08 21:51:38 · answer #10 · answered by boskafur 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋