The obvious being making the dinner and cleaning my boots of course=)
2006-12-08 00:26:56 · 35 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics & Government ➔ Law & Ethics
I'm very good at giving BJs... can you do that yourself?
2006-12-08 00:28:41 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 6⤊ 3⤋
Try getting a girlfriend and find out. My wife can cook, clean, put up shelves, decorate, change sockets, lay carpets, assemble flatpacks, belch the national anthem and understands the offside rule - I kid you not. She's also highly intelligent and has got a degree in psychology.
But, above all, she's dead cute and bangs like a sh*thouse door in a gale.
She's also got a sense of humour.
2006-12-08 00:36:31 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
It might be interesting to note that this question is almost identical to the following except in one respect
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AsahAgCSAQNlvvH75yjzZvjsy6IX?qid=20061207054738AAYWP2E&show=7#profile-info-82c99e61fa3f0911f7ed5f8105ae872caa
I think personally it is interesting also to compare the Mens answers to this q and the Womens answers to the other.
I dont really think any fair minded individual would really dissagree that this shows Men up in a good light.
2006-12-08 00:48:06 · answer #3 · answered by malcolmg 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Obviously I'd be no good to you as I don't cook dinner (usually get a man to do it) and I don't clean boots (they'll just get muddy again).
But I'm good looking so who cares?
hehehe
2006-12-08 00:37:28 · answer #4 · answered by Bel 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
How long were you planning to live? Are you well hidden now?
You may think that but it probably wasnt a good idea to say it....and you wrote it down.
Here is your answer :
Women make men's stupidity purposeful.
Now go hide yourself quickly.
2006-12-08 00:32:14 · answer #5 · answered by philip_jones2003 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I'd be careful if I were you.
It was a woman who brought you into this world and I imagine you will come across several who would be willing to take you out.
2006-12-08 00:45:23 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Little one,
Go and try ask mummy what she's good for after raising you up in planet of apes.
Now you kicking her on her butts trying to make a monkey out of her in planet of apes.
Wonder she will kick you on the butts for raising you up in planet of apes.
2006-12-08 01:11:45 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Yeah, I have a question: Are you an a s s? I dare you to say that to your mother, sister, aunt, whatever, watch don't you get hit in the mouth.
2006-12-08 00:34:27 · answer #8 · answered by Huey Freeman 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Hi. Look, honestly, I don't mind if you ask these kinds of questions, but you need to know that guys who do usually are the ones who can never get a date.
2006-12-08 00:29:15 · answer #9 · answered by Isis 7 · 6⤊ 1⤋
Go to a shoe shine on your way home from work and eat out.
2006-12-08 00:30:10 · answer #10 · answered by PETER COOPER 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
All the things that men are good for, except peeing standing up and belching the national anthem.
2006-12-08 00:28:21 · answer #11 · answered by mark 7 · 1⤊ 2⤋