Mine would probably be the " Where's Bart? his dinners getting all cold, and eaten..."
(as Homer eats from his plate for any heretics out there...)
2006-12-07 22:16:46 · 36 answers · asked by fivehundredmonkeys 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Comics & Animation
And how is education supposed to make me feel smarter? Besides, every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain. Remember when I took that home winemaking course, and I forgot how to drive?
2006-12-07 22:30:31 · answer #1 · answered by kidd 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Homer: Well, what do you think, Marge? All I need is a title. I was thinking along the lines of... No TV and no beer make Homer something something.
Marge: Go crazy?
Homer: Don't mind if I do!
Homer: [Looking at a globe map...country being Uruguay]
Hee hee! Look at this country! 'You are gay.'
Homer: Okay Marge, its your child against my child. The winner will be showered with praise. The loser will be taunted and booed until my throat is sore.
Homer: Lisa, would you like a donut?
Lisa: No thanks. Do you have any fruit?
Homer: This has purple in it. Purple is a fruit.
Marge: Homer! There's someone here who can help you...
Homer: Is it Batman?
Marge: No, he's a scientist.
Homer: Batman's a scientist?!
Marge: It's not Batman!
Marge: Homer, the plant called. They said if you don't show up tomorrow don't bother showing up on Monday.
Homer: Woo-hoo. Four-day weekend.
2006-12-07 22:40:49 · answer #2 · answered by Join The Revolution! 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Homer: "No it's true. When I was a kid I really wanted a catcher's mit but my father wouldn't buy one for me. So I held my breath until I passed out and banked my head on the coffee table. The doctors said that I might have brain damage."
Bart: "Dad, what's the point of this story?"
Homer: "I like stories."
2006-12-08 01:45:00 · answer #3 · answered by jokerscrowbar 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Homer (as Max Power): Kids, there's three ways to do things. The right way, the wrong way, and the Max Power way!
Bart: Isn't that the wrong way?
Homer: Yeah, but faster!
2006-12-07 22:22:41 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Homer: let the Bear's pay the Bear tax i pay the Homer tax
Lisa: dad that's the home owner tax
or
Bart: sorry i was born
Homer: Ive bean waiting a long time hear that
(they hug)
2006-12-08 05:17:01 · answer #5 · answered by Michael D 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I love this cartoon...here one i found on the net sorry...:-)
Homer: Aw, twenty dollars! I wanted a peanut!
Homer's Brain: Twenty dollars can buy many peanuts!
Homer: Explain how!
Homer's Brain: Money can be exchanged for goods and services!
Homer: Woo-hoo!
And here a good adress for those quotes :-)
2006-12-07 22:29:09 · answer #6 · answered by striker 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hard to choose.
However, I can't go past "Mmmm! Floor Pie!" as Homer gets caught in the pie-laden trap.
Closely followed by "Beer!, Now, there's a temporary solution!"
2006-12-07 22:57:55 · answer #7 · answered by Minmi 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I luv this show!
All right, brain. You don't like me and I don't like you, but let's just do this and I can get back to killing you with beer.
Bart, a woman is like beer. They look good, they smell good, and you'd step over your own mother just to get one!
Dear Homer, IOU one emergency donut. Signed Homer. Bastard! He's always one step ahead.
Shut up, Brain, or I'll stab you with a Q-tip!
Remember as far as anyone knows, we're a nice normal family
2006-12-07 22:47:25 · answer #8 · answered by jennifer44241 1 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Oh there are so many... here's a few of my favs:
Mmmmmm...... unprocessed fish sticks.
Mmmmmm..... Sixty-Four slices of American Cheeeeeese.
You know me, Marge. I like my beer cold, my TV loud and my homosexuals.... Fuh-laaaaaaaaaaammmming....
Homer: No TV and no beer make Homer something something
Marge: Go crazy?
Homer: Don't mind if do!!!!
Everytime I learn something new it pushes something old out of my brain...
There's something you don't see in the toilet every day!
2006-12-07 22:22:30 · answer #9 · answered by FOB 3 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Homer: Hello my name is Mr. Burns I believe you have a letter for me.
Postal employee: Yes sir Mr. Burns what's your first name?
Homer: I don't know.
2006-12-07 22:25:44 · answer #10 · answered by Jj 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋