most embarrassing thing?

Question

I need a laugh is any one up for telling me their most embarrassing experience?

Answer 1

I saw in my dream God copulating with Satan

Answer 2

I worked for one of the top international Oil companies about 8 years ago as a lowly office admin. There was a huge summer conference to introduce both teams from the two oil companies that were merging.

I was fine at the evening do, but the next day there was a big marketing meeting - but I couldn't remember where it was. I eventually found out that there was a meeting in room such and such, luckily i was only 10 minutes late at this stage. I knocked the door, strode in announcing "sorry I'm late" and had a proper look round the room. It was the companies senior management team - directors of all departments and CEO. Worse still after disrupting their meeting my director offered to help by digging out my managers phone number, which took an incredibly awkward few minutes before I could leave...!

Answer 3

tell us first, perhaps we could use a laugh as well.


ok i give in, I was at a Key Club meeting in high school and i was talking to one of my friends at the back of the room commenting on the Presidents, (speaking at the time), aSSets. I said, and i remember word for word "hey dude, dont you think she has a nice A$.$" and at that very moment i heard the room go silent and Jennifer saying "JIMMY!, do you have something to add" and i retorted "Yes, dont you think we should have more hourrs" trying to stay on subject and come close to sounding like A$.$. To no avail i was removed from the classroom, because it was high school, and everybody was laughing at me.

However, the funniest part is yet to come. I was removed by an adviser named Sergi which is a rougher type of guy and handled the matter quite nicely. He was supposed to scold me but instead he says as calm as can be "You only think her a$.$ is nice, shame on you." again i curtly said "I thought her rack was for granted." Needless to say i got to take her to the formal and still blush when she catches me checking her out even after dating for a year.

By the way we were both seniors at the time.

Answer 4

I'd been in town to the bank, saw one of my old school pals in the bus queue stopped and had a chat with her, walked off and went smack bang into a lamppost and said sorry to it, everyone in the bus queue laughed at me, was I totally embarrassed.

Answer 5

6 months pregnant, getting out of the car to meet my future inlaws for the first time (they lived interstate so hadnt had the chance to meet them before I got preg) they are both very prim and proper elder asain people and I get my foot stuck in the seat belt, trip outta the car and land with a thud taking out future Mother in Law. My skirt flies up, and everyone sees what I have on underneath. Me & baby were fine lol

Answer 6

Went for a friend's engagement when I was 12.... I had really long hair.... So I'm walking to my seat , when i feel something tugging at my hair; thought it was my bro, so i didn't react ...
turns out my hair got caught in a standing fan unit closeby. And there was total chaos for a couple of mins.... I wanted to disappear!!!

Amazingly,a few years later, their engagement broke up... wonder why!

Answer 7

I made a lemon pie when I first met my in laws. I wanted to be sure it was very good so I added lots of extra fresh lemon. Everyone sat there with their lips puckered pretending it was the best pie they'd ever eaten.

Answer 8

First day of school the bell rang i was walking with some of my friends talking about what we have done over summer when all of the sudden i slip on a banana and fall on my *** and everyone laughs.

Answer 9

When i first met my hubby 9 years ago(we were at that i fancy you stage, so will impress you!) Well we were in a pub and i was sat on one of those big, tall bar chairs.
I leaned back to do the flick of the hair sexy thing, and my chair toppled back, i went to grab him for support but he just let me fall.
I ended up in a heap on the floor with the entire pub laughing at me!! It was AWFUL!!

Answer 10

Going into my coat pocket to get my bus fare and handing the driver a pair of knickers and dying of shame the whole journey i got off two stops early. They were clean knickers and i still dont know to this day how they got there.

Answer 11

i dared my ex gf to give me a ******* at a bus stop late at night where no one was around,within a few seconds of her starting,i saw the bus hit the corner of the street,and the bus stop is right around the corner,i remember her quickly getting up,and i zipped out my pants,but i was still hard,and i told her to stay close to me so no one would see me like this,and i remember when i walked into the bus,everyone was staring at me,and i was so embaressed,i think it was the look i had on my face was a dead give away,i remember pinching her very hard,for walking past me,lol.