bet he has got flasks of moonshine to get over his day job. Moonlighting is not for everyone and..one can't take the risk to get caught :-)
2006-12-07 15:29:02
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answered by Anonymous
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5
2006-12-07 15:34:44
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answered by rizwano 7
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No, i attempted one 12 months yet there became this conflict between Mr T., Chuck Norris, Santa, and the Cookie Monster. They were all battling for those cookies. i'm particularly confident Chuck Norris received. you spot, it began out with the santa going for the cookies at the same time as he became all of unexpected intercepted by the cookie monster. They fought it out even with the undeniable fact that the cookie monster received. He were given an adrenaline rush and became very excited on the scent of cookies in santa's abdomen. Then Mr T got here in and went for the milk. He took out the cookie monster and downed the glass in seconds. Chuck Norris got here in and he roundhouse kicked Mr T and they fought it out for hours, then Mr T reported, you win chuck, and he left. So besides the very shown truth that chuck received, he did not get some thing, except his pride. That became the perfect Christmas ever!
2016-11-24 22:18:33
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answered by ? 4
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Rumor has it that milk gives Santa the shits, he would much rather have a nice bottle of Scotch, oh and no carrots for the reindeer, it makes them fart in his face when he's driving the sleigh.
2006-12-07 15:29:12
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answered by cereal_killer034 5
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I'm replacing the milk and cookies with carrot juice and rye chips (unsalted, of course.)
2006-12-07 15:30:36
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answered by Phoenix Rising 6
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As many as it takes to get the job done. Poor guy!
2006-12-07 15:27:52
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answered by ~SSIRREN~ 6
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one glass of milk and three cookies
2006-12-07 15:32:42
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answered by earthygirl 5
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Some millions!
2006-12-07 16:31:35
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answered by Anonymous
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f--- that, im leaving santa a whopper and onion rings
2006-12-07 18:44:13
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answered by Kelly Bundy 6
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Six
2006-12-07 15:27:54
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answered by Bexx 4
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