2006-12-07 14:53:38 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Horoscopes
Confusious say: "he who goes to bed with itchy butt wakes up with stinky finger".
2006-12-07 15:23:14 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
After eating my meal at a local Chinese restaraunt, I opened my cookie and got the following fortune:
"Don't Panic!!!"
No lie...
2006-12-07 22:58:08 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
"your significant other did it..."
"the end is near"
"you may have troubles today."
"if you do what you set out to do, your day may be hard, but fufilling"
"how the hell did they get this paper in here?"
"if you can read this your not an idiot, if this is in your stomach, i foresee a troubling bowel condition approaching."
"i thought i was going to be the paper for a constitution or a novel, but a f**king fortune paper? god i got screwed... maybe u did to."
"you took your date here? you cheap b*stard."
2006-12-07 23:07:42 · answer #3 · answered by tmntvspr 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Help! I'm trapped in a Chinese fortune cookie factory"!
2006-12-07 22:55:40 · answer #4 · answered by Tweet 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
www.evilfortunecookie.com They're really funny. And if you can come up with the most original suggestion for new ones, you get a free box.
2006-12-08 02:03:54 · answer #5 · answered by mhiaa 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Make them trivial but pointed---like:
Give to P.A.V.E. or your H.A.I.R. will fall out
Look Out BEHIND YOU!!
Beware of Wait-persons bearing bills
Do NOT eat the sweet-sour "chicken"
Year of the pig--do not be one.
2006-12-07 23:00:15 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
out of order
2006-12-08 00:54:12 · answer #7 · answered by Jadess 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's raining because God is crying.
And it's probably for something you've done.
or
It wasn't chicken. ;-)
2006-12-07 22:59:36 · answer #8 · answered by Marty S 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
how about "you shouldn't eat so many cookies."
2006-12-07 23:47:16 · answer #9 · answered by orangenose1 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋