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Oh my gosh yes. I never will forget the Christmas morning that I woke up to find no presents under the tree. I had gotten into a shoving match with my cousin on Christmas Eve right before bedtime and as usual I had started it. I got presents later in the day but I was pretty upset for a while.

2006-12-07 14:54:20 · answer #1 · answered by Marenight 7 · 1 0

Did bad stuff on purpose trying to get a lump of coal. Never happened. I was sooo mad. I knew that my mom would still get me toys if Santa brought me a lump of coal, so it wasn't that big an issue. I really wanted the coal too.

2006-12-07 22:55:33 · answer #2 · answered by sexmagnet 6 · 0 0

I know I did lots of things that deserved a lump of coal, but I had great parents who never threatened us that way.

2006-12-07 22:52:45 · answer #3 · answered by Anniesgran 4 · 0 0

Here's a list by age what I did that made me think I'd get a lump of coal in my stocking.

0 - pooped myself daily

1 - pooped myself daily

2 - wouldn't stop talking gibbership and pooped myself daily

3 - accidentally poked my brother's left eye out with scissors

4 - took my father's car keys and threw them in the garbage disposal

5 - pooped in my parents' bed and on their pillows

6 - exposed myself to all the girls in school

7 - lit some matches that eventually burnt down 1/4 of the house

8 - stuck a knife in my uncle Roy's ball bag

9 - traded my mother's car for some baseball cards

10 - pimped my sister out to my friends

11 - put laxative in my brother's birthday cake and claimed I was too sick to eat

12 - at my father's company picnic told one of his female co-workers that I wanted to do to her what Mickey Rourke did to Kim Basinger in "9 1/2 Weeks"

13 - asked my aunt Maureen why my uncle Marvin's thingies were bigger than hers

14 - took a dead trout from the freezer and put it in my sister's undies drawer

15 - called 911 and hung up...when police arrived I blamed it on my brother

16 - drove my father's car into the house across the street

17 - drank the spiked punch at a wedding at copped numerous feels on my second cousin (I didn't know who she was!)

18 - did #'s 16 & 17 at a graduation party when parents weren't home (same second cousin...hey, I was drunk!)

2006-12-07 23:13:39 · answer #4 · answered by Bob_Scratchitt 2 · 0 0

Usually I was convinced that Santa wouldn't even stop to leave the coal. Me, my sis and brother got into trouble quite a bit.

2006-12-07 22:55:50 · answer #5 · answered by rere 6 · 0 0

6th grade. Got caught stealing a hot wheels car from a local store, was taken in by the Police and everything.

Right before Christmas

2006-12-07 22:53:26 · answer #6 · answered by ? 6 · 0 0

No, but I was always shocked that my sister kept getting things in her stocking . . . My mo's favorite Christmas story is the time I said to her . . . "I think Santa isn't so strict as you mom, Laura gets presents every year!"

2006-12-07 22:54:16 · answer #7 · answered by Sublette 5 · 0 0

Ya! I told my mom that i paid my school fees ($275)..i told her that for a whole month until the school called and she showed up at the school....sorry mom!
Oh and when i stole a bunch of stickers from my teaches desk...i had too because she never gave me one!

2006-12-07 22:55:21 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Punched a whole through the glass pain on my door when i was 7.

2006-12-07 22:55:26 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Yes all the time

2006-12-07 22:53:49 · answer #10 · answered by ▒Яenée▒ 7 · 0 0

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