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Why Wal*Mart is the worst store
Wal*Mart, the biggest store franchise in America, with low-prices, a large workforce and more stores then you can possibly count. So why is it that whenever you leave the store you feel drained of all your energy. Is it the incredible amount of congestion in the aisles, or maybe was it all the people walking around in NASCAR shirts, fuzzy slippers and sweat pants? So you say well, I will just go somewhere else… but you can’t. Wal*Mart has taken over America; there are hardly any other stores. Not to mention, they match any price on any sales-ad that you have, so there are no cheaper prices anywhere, which means you are basically forced to shop there. You put it off for days because you dread it, but eventually you have to go. And upon walking into the store you pick the best cart you can possibly find, and walk by the toothless old greeter. Eventually you have to squeeze down a narrow aisle full of items, dodge the crazed woman with “cart rage” .....

and if you are lucky a small child hits you with their mothers shopping cart. When you finally get done, you head over to the checkout aisles and only 3 of the possible 18 lanes are actually open. Which forces customers to go through Wal*Mart’s answer to the slow check out line, the Self-Check-Out line. The whole machine ends up messing up anyway, either repeating the same thing over and over, or freezing in general causing the clueless Self-Check-Out official to come and try to help. Upon leaving you have to attempt to pass the
greeter at the exit and have to push your cart through that mysterious puddle and over the bumpy tile; causing so much noise prohibiting a clean get-away. Which then is the greeter’s cue to chase you down and demand that you show your proof of purchase.

But that is only the consumer, they have a evil franchise that puts many smaller businesses out of commission and destroys many more jobs than it creates. Not to mention, Wal*Mart makes over 9 billion dollars in sales annually through cheep sweat shop labor, and employees still get horrible wages and very limited working hours that cannot pay for the health care that Wal*Mart provides, many of them even qualify for food stamps. Wal*Mart: always low wages, always. Also the store itself is not necessarily well kept, with RV’s in the parking lot, mysterious puddles throughout the store, and the disgusting restrooms. Its like they are really trying to make the best experience possible. The associates walking the aisles, and the four workers watching the fifth stock shelves are just a few of the work force each store has. There are also the customer service people who lecture you when you try to return anything, and the employees with the “may I help you” logo that are not actually

not actually trying to help anyone.
Those are some of the reasons Wal*Mart is a horrible corporation, no one working there actually cares; the people in the store that make it a wretched ordeal, and if you take a picture inside the store you are chased down and your camera confiscated. Which are some reasons Wal*Mart is the worst store in America. The only good thing is the four-dollar generic drugs the pharmacy provides. At least the slippery floor on the way out makes the whole trip worthwhile.

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Answer 1

Here's one:

"The only good thing is the four-dollar generic drugs the pharmacy provides. At least the slippery floor on the way out makes the whole trip worthwhile."

It repeats the idea of only one good thing.

Answer 2

In some cases with the $4 generic drug plan, Wal-Mart is more expensive. The drugs on that list are old and cheap. They are still making their cost back. Some people view it as a baiting technique. A lot of people think all of their generics are $4, and that's not the case.

Answer 3

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