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OK. So there is a contest where you can be in any movie that you want with Johnny Depp(gasp). You write the script, and you star beside the sexy actor. What would happen? And by the way you get to spend an entire week with Johnny ALONE after the premiere of your movie. What would you do?
p.s. I'll tell mine after I get best answer.

2006-12-07 11:50:53 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Celebrities

12 answers

We run across each other in the Paris flea market. It's plain that we have been close in the past and make our way to a sidewalk bistro for coffee and ciggies. Our converstion and flashbacks reveal that I was the older woman who taught him the art of love 25 years ago.

As we talk, a handsome young man approaches and kisses me warmly on the cheek. Johnny thinks it's another of my playthings until said young man calls me Mom. I introduce my son to Johnny at which point it becomes clear to the audience that he shares the same beautiful cheekbones and build of our Mr. Depp. Johnny departs, the camera follows him, he stops & drops his cigarette as he realizes my son is his but I have once again made a graceful exit from his life. Fade camera.

After the premiere JD & I retire to a beach house in Hanalei & live out the hot fling of the movie story.

2006-12-07 14:16:43 · answer #1 · answered by Taffy Saltwater 6 · 0 0

Johnny Depp haters do no longer make experience! i might decide for Edward Scissorhands. I even have the two a Jack Sparrow and an Edward poster in certainly one of my rooms, and the Edward one is the coolest. Plus, you do no longer see lots of those around.

2016-10-14 05:52:32 · answer #2 · answered by farraj 4 · 0 0

I've only won 2 contests, 1 was making a gingerbread house and I got second place, and another one was "Who could recycling more than 1 bag full?" I don't think I could win another...... But if I did, I'd have nothing to say about me so we would be bbbbooorrrreeeddd

2006-12-07 12:22:15 · answer #3 · answered by Highly Envious 3 · 0 0

I am 54, a bit over weight, and frumpy. He would, again, play th epart of Capt Jack Sparrow. An evil sea witch would cast a spell on him and he would become desirous of old, fat, ugly women.

The time after the movie? We would TALK about his friends, family, next movie, etc. TALK!

2006-12-07 12:10:43 · answer #4 · answered by raredawn 4 · 2 0

oh-I cant think straight-give me a minute... :D
it would have to be an action movie involving him rescuing me with a perfect happy romantic ending...after the premiere he'd leave his girlfriend (who really is NOT that cute) and we'd move to a tropical island (with no deadly snakes/spiders/creatures) and live happily ever after.
sigh...never ever gonna happen but hey a girl can dream right? :D

2006-12-07 11:55:29 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

My 2 friends collect picture 's of Jonnn yDepp they luv' em

2006-12-07 12:02:01 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

i am johnny depps fannn, but i wouldn't want to spend time with him alone cuz he is older than my dad, its just wierd

2006-12-07 11:54:51 · answer #7 · answered by ♥Angel♥ 6 · 1 1

Who?

2006-12-07 11:58:30 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

i would like die if that would ever happen!! i would b soo nervous to talk to him and stuff! i luv him!

2006-12-07 12:00:27 · answer #9 · answered by 2Cute2bTrue 6 · 0 0

it would be a romance like sex oh yeah

2006-12-07 13:40:34 · answer #10 · answered by ?TOKIO HOTEL ? 2 · 0 0

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