How many questions must I ask to become the superhero known as " YAHOO MAN" ?

Question

AND MY ARCH VILLIAN WOULD BE KNOWN AS THE CENSOR POLICE... WHO WISH TO SILENCE THE LUNACIAL RANTING AND RAVINGS OF OUR BELOVED HERO "YAHOO MAN" ALSO I COULD HAVE A SIDEKICK CALLED PORN HACKER.. WHO CAN SEND THE MASSES FREE PORN AND SITES THAT DONT REQUIRE CREDIT CARDS.

Answer 1

You don't ASK questions to becomg Yahoo Man. You ANSWER them. Simply answer people and give yourself points based on who asks the question. Use this scale:

1. 14 year old children from the Mississippi River eastwards count for one (1) point.

2. Older, bored housewives from all around count for two (2) points.

3. Random European people count for two and a half (2.5) points.

4. Mystical creatures count for ten (10) points. Faeries do not count because there is no DSL in nature.

5. Celebrities count for negative five (-5) points. Except for Jack Nicholson.

6. A "Best Answer" on any of the above, and any question in general, counts for seventeen (17) points.

Keep answering until you reach a grand total of five-hundred and eighty-seven (587) points. Then you may proclaim yourself Yahoo Man. And you can strike fear into the hearts of the Censor Police. And Porn Hacker can make curious 12 year olds all over the world smile with glee.

I salute you, future Yahoo Man.

Answer 2

haha funny very funny have you made a costume to go along with it or is it just going to be all in your head if your not going to make a costume to go along with it you should totally make a comic about it and it would be all over the underground comic scence

Answer 3

Think ya got it backwards dude. I'ts how many questions should you answer.

Answer 4

Find it out by yourself

Answer 5

You lose!!