A man dies and goes to Heaven. He gets to meet GOD and asks GOD if he can ask him a few questions.
"Sure," GOD says, "Go right ahead".
"OK," the man says. "Why did you make women so pretty?"
GOD says, "So you would like them."
"OK," the guy says. "But how come you made them so beautiful?"
"So you would LOVE them", GOD replies.
The man ponders a moment and then asks, "But why did you make them such airheads?"
GOD says, "So they would love you!"
Just a joke I do not mean any disrespect to the men of yahoo answers I love you all.
2006-12-07 09:39:18 · 33 answers · asked by eeyoree rocks2003 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
haha, male and still liked the joke
2006-12-07 09:40:52 · answer #1 · answered by Thunderman9 6 · 4⤊ 1⤋
Because most men are decent men. I don't agree with treating someone badly and certain forms of mistreatment against women need to be wiped out. However, hating all men because of what a minority do is insulting. I have been insulted for my stance on helping the homeless and was even fired once. I am presently trying to deal with a human rights claim about it and may file a lawsuit in civil court. We are awaiting a decision right now. This was two years ago. Now I know I am rambling, but I dislike the policy and management. I don't even care about the supervisor who was at fault here. I figure she is her own problem and have heard that she was fired or laid off a long time ago. What do I care? I want a reversal of the decision and financial compensation, as well as an ROE that says I was laid off or quit.
2006-12-07 09:43:15 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
First of all God gave the Earth for mankind.
The Earth is going nowhere Pslam 104:5
Not all God fearing people will all go to heaven (Psalms 37:11)
Heaven has it's own angels. If God wanted humans to be angels he would of made more angels even though he has miriads of angels.
If the earth is a testing ground then why are not other angels tested also?
2006-12-07 10:15:29 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
I really don't know but I'll answer anyway. I think women love men because either they want something from them or they need some one to be with.
2006-12-07 09:44:43 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Yeah I liked that, laugh for a while
And yes, we all love men (the ones from yahoo! answers too)
2006-12-07 09:41:28 · answer #5 · answered by .,;*°CHANANAIS°*;,. 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
You have a good sense of humor, if the men get mad, it just means you hit a nerve.
2006-12-07 09:56:39 · answer #6 · answered by A_WWE_FAN_4LYFE 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I dont see it that way. Men have Corvettes and women love Corvettes. put 2 and 2 together and you have love
2006-12-07 09:51:33 · answer #7 · answered by Troll 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
i dont know about others but in india ,if a girl or a women love her guy or husband truely then that guy is like god for indian women......they give up all only for him..........
as far as i think .........love is the most beautiful feeling........
whoever do it truely......he knows it//////////
2006-12-07 09:45:41 · answer #8 · answered by cady 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You forgot the last question...
He asked God - "Why did you give women boo-ginas?"
And God said - "So men would talk to them."
2006-12-07 09:41:32 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
I have another answer to your question:
"Because personal vibrators can't give backrubs!" Nothing like a boyfriend that knows how to give good backrubs!! So, guys, pay attention: go out there and learn how to help your lady de-stress with a soothing back rub or foot massage! She'll love you for it!
2006-12-07 09:42:15 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 4⤋
Cos we got a handle on them
2006-12-07 09:42:08 · answer #11 · answered by secret society 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋