"Honey, can you mow the lawn today?"
"Nope, sorry babe. I feel the urge kickin me right now! Might take a while, and we gotta meet the Smiths for dinner."
2006-12-07 09:30:54 · 20 answers · asked by Let there be JIMBO 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Ah yes, the ol' shitxcuse! I use it all the time. I just used it to get out of a speeding ticket today. I keep a small swatch of toilet paper with peanut butter and chocolate on it in my car, so when I get pulled over all I have to do (or doo) is show the officer and say "Dude, dude... I'm sorry but..." They usually nod and wave me along after that.
2006-12-07 09:42:40 · answer #1 · answered by ExpertOfNothing 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Heh. I've used it for things that don't take long. Like "babe, I'm sorry, can you unload the rest of the groceries... I really need to go doo doo."
2006-12-07 17:35:08 · answer #2 · answered by stimply 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't, but my son does, predictably........."Can you please take out the trash?" "Sure, just a sec." and off he goes for a good half hour. "Hey, help Dad with the dishes." "Okay, but I gotta go to the bathroom first." Gone for 15-20 - long enough for whoever's asking for his help to get tired of waiting and do it themselves.
At the age of 11, he's mastered the art of task avoidance by dumpage.
2006-12-07 17:37:57 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
No I haven't but my husband does this all the time after eating so he doesn't have to clean up the table and help with the dishes. It is so aggravating!
2006-12-07 17:46:54 · answer #4 · answered by Me 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you know how you are on the bus and some fat chick gets on and you just KNOW she's gonna sit by you? Drop the ol' deuce bomb right about then and I guarantee you'll have the whole row to yourself
2006-12-07 17:36:26 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Ha HA Ha
No I haven't ever. I wouldn't won't to hang out in the bathroom for the fun of it. lol
:P
2006-12-08 00:21:43 · answer #6 · answered by ▒Яenée▒ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes.
2006-12-07 17:43:12 · answer #7 · answered by Dr. Nick 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes
2006-12-07 17:38:54 · answer #8 · answered by Gamerdude 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nope
2006-12-07 17:33:11 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, but I have been known to fake a flare-up in my old ankle injury.....
2006-12-07 17:32:03 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋