How do I become the next President of the United States?

Question

I'm a 24 year old male model who drives a pick-up truck.

Answer 1

Become an actor, smoke pot but don't inhale, promise no new taxes and dodge serving in the military.

Answer 2

President? You have to be 25 to even serve in congress. 30 for the senate, and 35 for the Presidency.

but if you do want to go into politics, build up a political history. State and local governments typically come first, then the US Congress or Senate, or become governor. After you're above 40, then consider a run. We have never had a president younger then 42.

So good luck with your bid for city council.

Answer 3

Section One of Article II of the U.S. Constitution states that the President must be a natural born citizen of the United States (or a citizen of the United States at the time the U.S. Constitution was adopted), at least 35 years of age, and a resident of the United States for at least fourteen years.

You're 11 years shy of even qualifying. The next president? 100% unlikely, and you should have an established political history.

Answer 4

Do you have $50 billion? If not, forget it. If you do, and if you spend the lot, you MIGHT just buy enough politicians to amend the Constitution to allow you to run. Of course then, you'ld need $100 billion or so to run your campaign. So, if you're prepared to invest $150, say $200 billion of your own personal money (cause unless you are, you won't get any sponsors) you're a racing certainty for next president. And God help the rest of the world! Of course, because of U.S. laws as to how much you can spend on an election campaign, yours might turn out to be the shortest presidency in U.S. history. But, hey, think of the entry in the Guinness Book of Records! Now, there's TRUE immortality. (After all, who, at least outside the U.S., remembers the name of the last President but three?).

Answer 5

Well, to stand any chance, you'll need to have some money. the Financial Times the other day calculated that any candidate will need $1million every week.

Also, 24 year olds aren't allowed to be president. You have to be 35 or over, so Brittany Spears is in the same boat as you.

Damn, you were so close to getting elected. Sorry to be the one to tell you the bad news.

Answer 6

First become a member of the following secret societies:

Bohemian Club, 33rd Degree Masons, Skull and Bones, Council on Foreign Relations, Trilateral Commission, Order Of The Garter.

And when you become president tell everyone they cannot have any secrets.

Answer 7

First of all you'll have to wait another 11 years, you have to be at least 35 to be president. You might use the time to practice lying, cheating and stealing then covering it up. Then you'll have the right credentials for political life.

Answer 8

Go to a theatre school and study acting and you may get to
get the part in a play or movie. Naturally, as President of the USA!

Answer 9

Shucks - it helps if you are an oil millionaire and your father used to be president. Do you by any chance know a load of really shady characters who could use you as a useful stooge? That would help.

Answer 10

You sound far to sensible to become President.