2006-12-07 09:04:45 · 15 answers · asked by RICK S 1 in Home & Garden ➔ Cleaning & Laundry
Well to get rid of golfers you need to bring out some nice clothes that match, fill in any holes your yard might have, remove all grass. It helps if you look underprivileged as well... Golfers are often looking for a nice ritzy clubhouse to winter in.
2006-12-07 09:09:09 · answer #1 · answered by willop5 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A couple of years ago I had gophers move into my back yard after my neighbor finally decided to cut his knee high grass.
They dug themselves nice little dens under a concrete slab off my porch and also under my pond.
I bought rat bait & dropped it into their dens (can't remember the brand) but most any will work.
Just make sure you don't leave any lying around that pets or birds could get into.
Good luck!
2006-12-07 15:01:43 · answer #2 · answered by sweet_tea 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I "golph" 8-10 times a month. I'm told I'm a nice guy, good dad and not a bad husband. Why get rid of guys like me???
2006-12-07 09:06:57 · answer #3 · answered by Steve H 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Take away their balls. Golfers without balls can't play. You can also close the golf course.
As for gophers -- they're more difficult. Stop by a garden store and see if they have any products. Or get a terrier (dog).
2006-12-07 09:07:05 · answer #4 · answered by jplrvflyer 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, that's a good idea. Have Animal control remove the golfers. we'd all be a lot better off!
2006-12-07 09:06:50 · answer #5 · answered by Girl with Kaleidoscope Eyes 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Put out poison to kill his food source, the grubworm.
2006-12-07 09:06:57 · answer #6 · answered by tony k 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hire a birdie.
2006-12-07 09:06:49 · answer #7 · answered by Izzy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Scream and run , no im just kidding they have to have something for those little critters .
2006-12-07 09:10:02 · answer #8 · answered by janice a 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tell them to take their clubs and balls and sod off!
PS above your box there is a "Check spelling"
2006-12-07 09:08:01 · answer #9 · answered by ask this dummy 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
the people on yahoo answers dont care barely about anyone.
2006-12-07 09:13:36 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋