2006-12-07 08:44:10 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Movies
The soliloquy from #1
The details of my life are quite inconsequential... very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it..
2006-12-07 08:48:55 · answer #1 · answered by SALMON 5 · 4⤊ 1⤋
Dr Evil Quotes
2016-10-06 08:06:22 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
" Shark's with Frikin Lasers"
that was the first 1 i thought of!
The songs "Just the 2 Of Us" and "It's a Hardknock Life" are just as goood as his quotes,to me !!
2006-12-07 09:06:52 · answer #3 · answered by Because The Drugs Never Work 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I'm the frickin' boss!
Actually, "You mean I actually have sharks with lasers attached to their heads?"
2006-12-07 09:07:51 · answer #4 · answered by alfie 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I haven't laughed that hard since I was a little girl. Thank you.
2006-12-07 09:12:30 · answer #5 · answered by fordperfect5 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds
2006-12-07 08:58:02 · answer #6 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, mini me. We don't gnaw on Kittie.
2006-12-07 10:38:53 · answer #7 · answered by rje316 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋
I am Dr Evil and I am very, very naughty
2006-12-07 08:45:48 · answer #8 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Dr. Evil. I didn;t go to evil medical school for seven years to be called MISTER, thank you!"
2006-12-07 08:58:19 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
mini-me stop humping the laser!
2006-12-07 09:09:26 · answer #10 · answered by _a_ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋