2006-12-07 08:22:13 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Would ya throw a turd at him?
Just kidding, just kidding- Due to popular demand I am done with the turd questions.
Seriously though, What would you do?
2006-12-07 08:24:42 · update #1
I would rip off my mumu, exposing my Spongebob boxers, start rubbing my nipples and say "It's about time you showed up sailor boy! I've been waiting all night long..." Either that, or shoot them. I live in Tx, where "Well you honor, he needed a killin' " is a valid defense.
2006-12-07 10:07:23 · answer #1 · answered by ExpertOfNothing 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Use my cleverly placed traps, grab a piece of his hair after hes caught in the net and start voodoo chants to make him think hes being tortured by wild boar with tails like feather dusters....
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then id probably just grab something hard like a bat and ward him out
... im not 2 sure... never been in tht situation
2006-12-07 16:27:11 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
If someone broke in and was going to attack me then I would have no option other than to shoot him. I would aim for the hip or shoulder but if that wasn't enough then I would aim for a more vital spot. Poor guy he just wanted to have fun and I would of ruined his whole day...lol.
2006-12-07 16:30:12 · answer #3 · answered by sideways 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Assuming this was at night while I was already in bed, my dog would get him. He's 1/2 black Lab and 1/2 pit bull. He's friendly as hell to anyone he knows, but the pit in him comes out if anyone acts agressively towards anyone in my family.
2006-12-07 16:25:28 · answer #4 · answered by starikotasukinomiko 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Pull the shotgun out from under the bed and start shooting!
Then call the police.
2006-12-07 16:26:18 · answer #5 · answered by phokissed1 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Big knife under pillow on bed, bat in corner, sword in living room, 25 pound cat flying across the room at full speed. Whatever I can grab.
2006-12-07 16:25:04 · answer #6 · answered by ? 6 · 4⤊ 0⤋
I have a loaded .38 special on one side of the bed, my Marine honey next to me and he has a .45 on his side of the bed. I am not too worried about it LOL
2006-12-07 16:30:07 · answer #7 · answered by Needingsomeadvice 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Depends on whether or not he had a gun.
No gun, he's a dead man. Adrenaline would take over as I pounced on the guy and repeatedly punched and elbowed him in the face.
2006-12-07 16:23:33 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
If I couldn't get him out of my house, I would do everything I could including to kill the person. I would punch, kick, scream, throw things, whatever it took.
2006-12-07 16:29:23 · answer #9 · answered by moviegirl 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i have set "weapons" in every room in my house. Weapons can be made out of anything from pens to knives. I once used a paper weight....the ones with the scorpion in it.
2006-12-07 16:31:07 · answer #10 · answered by vince 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋