A sexy woman went up to the bar in a quiet rural pub...She gestured alluringly to the bartender who approached her immediately.
She seductively signalled that he should bring his face closer to
hers… As he did, she gently caressed his full beard.
"Are you the manager?" she asked, softly stroking his face with both hands. "Actually, no," he replied.
"Can you get him for me? I need to speak to him," she said, running her hands beyond his beard and into his hair.
"I'm afraid I can't," breathed the bartender. "Is there anything I can do?"
"Yes. I need for you to give him a message," she continued, running her forefinger across the bartender's lips and slyly popping a couple of her fingers into his mouth and allowing him to suck them gently.
"What should I tell him?" the bartender managed to say.
"Tell him," she whispered,
"there's no toilet paper, hand soap, or paper towels in the ladies
room."
2006-12-07 08:10:08 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Social Science ➔ Gender Studies
That was so funny!! I laughed OUT LOUD for a loonng time...I'm totally gonna tell that joke to everybody. Well written, too. A lot of other people would have messed it up.
It was ESPECIALLY funny because I was just expecting more "women bashing" and I got good laugh, instead. Thanks!
2006-12-07 09:12:25 · answer #1 · answered by wendy g 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Any mathematicians accessible? a million. money is the basis of all evil 2. females equals time · money. 3. Time is money applying the three above regulations, shall we rewrite in terms of math equations: a million will become: money = sqrt(evil) 2 will become: females = time · money 3 will become: time = money females = time · money = money · money = (money)^2 = (sqrt(evil))^2 = evil consequently females are evil. a woman taught me this. For some reason, some females prefer to be seen to be evil..... Gliding Squirrel
2016-12-11 04:19:35 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Old but good joke. Are we evil, well anyone can be it just depends on the circumstances,lol.
There is an old saying 'A woman scorned.....' and it is very true, but also depends on the woman, and what someone has done to scorn her!!
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2006-12-07 20:21:48 · answer #3 · answered by linda_corby 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the female was only demonstrating the problem, the evil ones were the bar owners/workers for not noticing supplies were low. Shucks!!!!!!!!!!!!
2006-12-07 13:32:42 · answer #4 · answered by la.bruja0805 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's an old joke, but it's a good one.
He's the one who willingly sucked her fingers, so the question is "are all man stupid by nature"?
2006-12-07 08:22:20 · answer #5 · answered by jimbell 6 · 5⤊ 0⤋
Yes, women are evil by nature. Ha.
2006-12-08 01:32:55 · answer #6 · answered by Cristy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
And i would replay: Yes i know the manager on his way to purchase it.Please continue ....
2006-12-07 08:37:20 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
They can be very evil. I had a g/f who was evil in every way. They can be very vindictive too and manipulated.
2006-12-07 08:18:00 · answer #8 · answered by CT 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A good quote here:
"Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned"
Just don't piss us off and you are ok lol.
2006-12-07 08:15:28 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL
I don't know about women in general but I can tell you that for myself, I'm VERY evil.
2006-12-07 08:13:41 · answer #10 · answered by Grinedel 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋