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2006-12-07 08:09:27 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Holidays Christmas

11 answers

Yes, I was pelted with fruitcake because I attempted to catch a peek at Santa. Then I woke up...

2006-12-07 08:47:02 · answer #1 · answered by tryingmypatience 4 · 0 0

OH MY GOSH! I thought I was the only one! Yes, three magic elves attacked me on Christmas eve when I was 13 years old. I've told everyone about it and they don't believe because I didn't see Santa Claus. I peeked at the Christmas tree at about 4:00 am and when I had my backed turn those evil little elves came jumping on top of me. I screamed but no one heard me! Santa was no where in site. What did the elves look like? I think we had the same thing happen. We should get together. Email me right away!

2006-12-07 08:19:37 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

No, but the tree usually falls over on me every year :) Maybe the magic elves are pushing it.

2006-12-07 12:30:22 · answer #3 · answered by fallenmoonlight0 2 · 0 0

Heck yes.... They came in massive numbers. Guns. Big and small rods shooting clouds of white liquid. Then sphere shaped ones shooting milk at me...It was the best, but not when you got hit by the rod's bullets.

2006-12-07 15:01:32 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

No i haven"t have you ? i wonder what they would do to you if they did attacked would they take you way some where ? or would they send you some place you didn't know where you were ? or would they just put some spell on you who knows
May God bless you and have a great day

2006-12-07 08:15:40 · answer #5 · answered by jan d 5 · 0 0

the sugar plum faerie got me once with a soft sugared plum. So I took her home as a pet.

2006-12-07 08:14:46 · answer #6 · answered by Wicked 7 · 0 0

Only after I've been in the schnapps.

2006-12-07 08:29:27 · answer #7 · answered by BeamMeUpMom 3 · 0 0

no but one Christmas Eve I had sex with one and you know what they are better endowed than you would think. lol

2006-12-07 13:44:19 · answer #8 · answered by bramblerock 5 · 0 0

no but my aunts were attacked when they were younger. while they were out partying on christmas night.

2006-12-07 08:12:27 · answer #9 · answered by northeastcoast_butterfly 2 · 0 0

nah just the evil ones

2006-12-08 03:56:59 · answer #10 · answered by My Dog Rowdy 5 · 0 0

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