What is your most funniest response to a telemarketer?

Question

... that is when they ask if you are there or if they can speak to you or any member of your household?

Answer 1

I once went into a several-minute diatribe trying to "sell" them the idea of getting a different job. "Think about all the benefits you'll be getting, Sarah...your name is Sarah, right? My daughter's name is Sarah! We have a lot in common! Listen, since we're friends, I want to know I'm looking out for you here, and I want what's best for you...my company has all sorts of positions, and we can tailor it to fit your needs, and it wont cost you a dime...."

I kept talking without a sliver of breath between sentences, and she stayed on the phone a surprisingly long time before giving up and ending the call.

Answer 2

a million. I in common words take agency calls between the hours of 9 and 5. All calls after that aspect, are seen own calls. Seeing as you aren't any pal of mine, i am going to end his this call. 2. If that different telemarketer has called you more beneficial than once: - my legal specialist considers continual calls to be harassment.

Answer 3

One time I interrupted their sales pitch and started asking them who they thought was going to win American Idol, and I went in to this in-depth explanation of who I thought should win, and why....and why I think the show is rigged....on and on and on......eventually, they just hung up on me.

And another time I simply told one that I was in the middle of cooking dinner, but if she would like to give me her home number, I would be glad to call her back tonight while she is in bed trying to get some sleep, and we could discuss it then...

Answer 4

One thing is that they can't pronounce my name - and ask if "Mrs. Skeloga is there" I say no one here by that name.